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The Life and Times of Juniper Lee · Season 2

The Life and Times of Juniper Lee Season 2 quotes

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S2 E11Welcome Bat Otter

S2 E12Dog Show Afternoon

Man, what's with all the shoes? You're just going to space camp for a week, not a light year.

Are you serious? I need two pairs for active wear, three pairs for classroom activities, three pairs formal, two pairs sensible, and two.. Oh, man. What if we go hiking? All right, what do you think? The boots or the cross trainers?

Those are the boots that the blubber troll ate and we had to fish out of his poop.

Oh, ick. Cross trainers.

Oh, look, it's a cute little rabbit, why hello there you wee creature, did you went to look carrots?

Yes, cute (pause)...and also sporting an extra pair of legs.

(The rabbit see its own extra legs)

BBombat

Oh man.

(The rabbit transforms into the bombat)

BBombat

I'm out of practice.

S2 E13Dream Date

I've got some bad news for you!

Oh... ...what is it?

Marcus isn't going to ask you to the dance.

Oh, oh man, are you sure?

Yes. He asked somebody else.

(thinking)... Me.

What?

I know.

What?!?

I know!

Huh, what do you mean he asked you? Why's he asking you? You said he was gonna ask me and now he's asking you? How did that happen? What did you say?

Well, I pretty much just ran away, but I think I said yes 'cus he already left the message about what time we're gonna meet!

Oh, this can't be happening. Why didn't you just say no?

I panicked! If I didn't say yes, he would have asked Melissa! She was circling us like a vulture the entire time! She was ready to pounce.

The girl's like a starving dog at a raw meat buffet.

Augh... Great. My social life is officially dead.

(smiling) 'Cept! ... Jody's got a plan.

(Smiling and nudging at Jody) Tell her about the plan!

Okay... Here's the deal. But once where there, I act really, really mean and dumb! And you step in, take my place and ta-daa! ... Everybody's happy.

Good, huh? Veerry devious. I've never been so proud. (Beaming with pride)

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