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The Life and Times of Juniper Lee · Season 1

The Life and Times of Juniper Lee Season 1 quotes

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S1Auntie Roon's Invasion

WDWinged Demon 4

Ooh, "geomantically". Look at Mr. $10 Vocabulary Word. (they fly off)

(witnessing the portal stones from behind a trash bin) Forget it, Auntie. No stinking portal's opening on my watch.

S1Stealing the Portal Stones

1L10th level Warlock

Yo, Auntie, what's the holdup with the portal?

Are you kidding me with this?! I gotta get this boon off my back! (sniffs) Good magic. Ugh, I can smell it. Stanley! Francine! Move your little butts! (They move out) Nobody messes with Auntie Roon! Ándele! (kicks her fish's gills)

You work for the Te Xuan Ze. And if memory serves, you're the one who put me out of commission for four centuries!

Yeah, pity the years haven't been kinder to you, darling, huh? Ran out of sunscreen, did ya?

(grabs Ray Ray by the shirt and holds her scepter aimed at his neck) Tell me where the real Te Xuan Ze is or the munchkin gets it!

S1Defeating Auntie Roon

Hey, who you calling munchkin? Hey, you got some major nose hair growth, did you know that? Seriously, it would take a machete or something.

Listen, you walking flea circus, tell me where the Te Xuan Ze is or I'm gonna fry this little pisher like a cannoli!

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