Cannoli, it's an Italian pastry. Very popular in New York bakeries. (pause) What, no one eats out around here? Never mind. Just tell me!
S1Defeating Auntie Roon
What is that?!
That's my big sister, June! She's coming for ya, Auntie! And when she gets here, she's gonna kick your butt, and your fish's butt, too!
No TENGO trasero... chango. ("I don't HAVE a butt... you chimpanzee.")
Yeah! Told ya.
Are you looking for me? Are you looking for me? You must be looking for me, because there's no other Te Xuan Ze around here.
Juniper?
Um, okay, huh, très weird.
You're it? You're the protector, the big deal? No offense, darling, but I have gotten things stuck in my teeth that are bigger than you.
Wow, pretty tough talk for somebody straddling a guppy!
Ooh, that's gotta leave a mark!
Hey, grandma, these belong to you? (holds the portal stones) You want 'em, come take 'em!
Again with the dog!
Oh, boy. (snaps her fingers to summon her fish and jumps on his back in an attempt to once again escape, but the beams turn into a portal to once again banish her)
Heh-heh! Never fails! The old bat falls for the same trick every 400 years!
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