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The Life and Times of Juniper Lee · Season 1

“Stealing the Portal Stones” quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

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“Stealing the Portal Stones” · Season 1

In this episode: Auntie Roon (4), Monroe (2), Ray Ray Lee (1), Dennis Lee (1), Antelope Snake (1)

1L10th level Warlock

Yo, Auntie, what's the holdup with the portal?

Are you kidding me with this?! I gotta get this boon off my back! (sniffs) Good magic. Ugh, I can smell it. Stanley! Francine! Move your little butts! (They move out) Nobody messes with Auntie Roon! Ándele! (kicks her fish's gills)

You work for the Te Xuan Ze. And if memory serves, you're the one who put me out of commission for four centuries!

Yeah, pity the years haven't been kinder to you, darling, huh? Ran out of sunscreen, did ya?

(grabs Ray Ray by the shirt and holds her scepter aimed at his neck) Tell me where the real Te Xuan Ze is or the munchkin gets it!

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