Hey, who you calling munchkin? Hey, you got some major nose hair growth, did you know that? Seriously, it would take a machete or something.
“Defeating Auntie Roon” · Season 1
In this episode: Auntie Roon (7), Juniper Kim Lee (6), Ray Ray Lee (3), Jasmine Lee (3), Monroe (2), Jody Irwin (2), Ophelia Ramírez (2), Roger Radcliffe (1)
Listen, you walking flea circus, tell me where the Te Xuan Ze is or I'm gonna fry this little pisher like a cannoli!
Cannoli, it's an Italian pastry. Very popular in New York bakeries. (pause) What, no one eats out around here? Never mind. Just tell me!
What is that?!
That's my big sister, June! She's coming for ya, Auntie! And when she gets here, she's gonna kick your butt, and your fish's butt, too!
No TENGO trasero... chango. ("I don't HAVE a butt... you chimpanzee.")
Yeah! Told ya.
Are you looking for me? Are you looking for me? You must be looking for me, because there's no other Te Xuan Ze around here.
Juniper?
Um, okay, huh, très weird.
You're it? You're the protector, the big deal? No offense, darling, but I have gotten things stuck in my teeth that are bigger than you.
Wow, pretty tough talk for somebody straddling a guppy!
Ooh, that's gotta leave a mark!
Hey, grandma, these belong to you? (holds the portal stones) You want 'em, come take 'em!
Again with the dog!
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