Oh, sounds familiar.
S1The Magical Convergence
I'm terribly sorry, pardon me. I don't mean to geek out on you (laughing as he takes out his camera) but I just can't believe I'm talking to Jasmine Lee! Oh, oh, oh! (gives his camera to Juniper and places her in front of him and Jasmine) Could I just get a quick snapshot with you? Please, just... Oh, I'm truly sorry, really, really sorry, would mean so much.
No, that's fine. (Juniper takes the picture)
Wow! Since when did Ah-Mah become such a rock star?
Don't be daft. Your grandmother was one of the most successful Te Xuan Zes ever to bear the mental. She is a legend.
Well, if Ah-Mah was such hot stuff, why is it on me to take care of business?
RMRed Monster Fan
(as Jasmine is signing on the back of a brown monster) You rock, Jasmine! Ya hear me?! ROCK!!!
What? Ah-Mah, you're just gonna leave me? (sighs) It's like a Star Trek convention for monsters.
You'll be fine. If I stay here, we won't able to walk five feet without being mobbed.
Yeah, I noticed. You're like Elvis coming back to Graceland.
That's why I have to go. The community of magic has to see that you are the protector now. Have fun, be good and don't let Ray Ray or Monroe eat chocolate.
MFMysterious Figure
(speaking through his bracelet) Sir, Jasmine Lee is leaving the facility. Should we detain her?
MLMysterious Leader
Negative. We're not in position. We'll have to come back for her later. Proceed to checkpoints.
S1Juniper's Speech
But we all must strive to, um, continue on the road to good magic. Because if we, uh, if we deviate from the path of, you know, the goodness we will find ourselves up to our armpits in the evil stuff, and we can't have that, can't we? (chuckles) Thank you.
Well, I suppose it could be going worse.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Life and Times of Juniper Lee pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.