Yeah, she could puke or set her hair on fire.
S1Juniper's Speech
Over the summer, you manage to fight back a hemming goblin who was attempting to traverse a fourth-dimensional biportal.
How did you dispatch him?
I assume it was an reintegration spell, but I heard you may have surprised him an implemented banexs gambit.
Well, uh, I mostly just beat him up.
I guess that would work too.
Uh, nope, just me.
(pops out from an old orange monster's ear) Uh, does your grandmother have a website?
Dude, this is the best monster convention ever! Tons of stuff to buy! Check these out. (puts on three lenses sunglasses)
Oh, nice! (sniffs) Minty! (shakes the dust off his face)
Like, how big a bummer is that Jasmine Lee is a no-show. Instead, we get this teenage new fight. (Juniper overhears this)
Gee, how boring was that speech of hers?
Man, I hope she fights better than she talks or we're all gonna be shoveling dirt in the Underworld someday.
Aaah! Sorry, wrong room!
Sir, it appears we have a breach.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Life and Times of Juniper Lee pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.


