Man, when you guys said we were gonna team up, I thought I was gonna be, you know, on the team.
You were, Ray Ray. We needed you as the lookout. It was a very important job.
Well, you're good at it.
Yeah, well I'm good at a lot of things. I'm sneaky, I'm resourceful, not above fighting dirty. I can do a lot more than be a... (sees the goblin getting up behind Juniper and Jasmine) Look out!
Yes, you're a real Johnny-on-the-spot. We should call you Eagle Eyes.
Dennis? Dennis!
We didn't come camping with Roger's mother and father just so you could play video games. We came to enjoy nature.
Mo-om! Nature doesn't have 12 levels of flesh-eating zombies! Eugh! ...such a waste of space. Right here could be a mini-mall... or at least a taco stand. (the squirrel throws its nut at him) Ow! Man!
Oh, yeah. Y'know what the best part of campin', I mean, besides covering yourself in mud?
Augh, can't imagine what's better!
(whispering) Goin' to the bathroom... OUTSIDE.
I stand corrected!
Oh, yeah, nothing says nature like going outside! Nature's big gigantic restroom! (both laughing)
They're running for president, what does it look like they're doing!? (Roger and Ray Ray are playing in the mud and fill their pants with more)
What? Old ladies pay, like, a hundred bucks a pop for one of these mud-bath-thingies. And I can't blame 'em! I feel AWESOME! It's good for the skin, it's good for the pores, it's GREAT for the arm-pits! Smell my pit. Go on. It's like a babblin' brook in there, right?
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