AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(while holding a cotton candy) I can't believe they gave us the whole day off from school to come to the zoo! (runs to the monkey enclosure) Check out all the monkeys! It's a monkey jamboree! Ape festival. A cornucopia of simians!
Hello? Wake up the smell the persecution, Roger. Zoos are just prisons filled with animals who were simply minding their own business until they were captured and jailed for society's amusement. (gestures Dennis throwing a peanut at a zebra)
That is so not true. Zoos provide a safe environment where defenseless creatures can nap, or eat, or take a bath without all that stress of getting eaten by something with bigger teeth. (gestures a lion next to a wild pig) You know, kind of like a spa for the animal kingdom.
(in same accent) I'll have to check my schedule, but I believe it's right after my hump exfoliation.
Ooh, sounds lovely! Maybe we should meet for a smoothie after my Pilates class.
What's she looking at, then? (to Juniper) Have you got a problem, missy?
Um... maybe?
(gasps) She can hear us! (to Juniper) Can you hear us?!
(pops out of the trees) Now!
Is this yours? I don't see your name on it.
Heads up! One order of goblin coming up!
Welcome to the school of pain! Principal Ray Ray will see you now! (The goblin flies across him) Oh, sure! Run away!
Hey, nice one.
Yeah, for an old broad, I can still swing it. (hi-fives Juniper)
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