Help me.
S3Defeating the Vindolf
Relax, you'll be drunk with power in no time.
Ugh, I can't imagine anything more annoying.
You know, if you're lookin' for a first lady, I'm your guy.
S3Epilogue: Ray Ray and Monroe in the Locker
Get off my side of the locker!
Your side?! Man, I don't see your name on it!
Ow! Watch it, you light-footed pygmy!
Quit pushing, you overbred chimpanzee! (makes Ray Ray push his elbow to close the locker door)
S3The Sleepover
A slumber party is all about makeovers? What do I know about makeup and doing hairdos?
Well, you used to be entirely covered in hair, I thought that would give you a leg up.
All I know how to do is search everybody's head and body for ticks. Should I start there?
No, no, no, no, calm down, we're not running anywhere. (Jody sticks her head out the door)
Run! Go! Don't look back! Save yourselves! (Rachel pushes her away and opens the door)
Get in maggots! Move it, move it, move it!
(sweetly) Sleepovers, who doesn't love a good sleepover? (gets angry) ME, that's who! Especially since Mom and Dad agreed to this thing, then decided to go out tonight to make me stay home on dweeb duty! So listen up and listen good! If I'm disturbed in anyway, and I mean anyway, you will pay dearly! (gets in Lila's face) Do I make myself clear?! (Lila growls at her and Rachel backs off) Okay then, I'll be in my room.
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