But, like, the deadline isn't up yet. (looks at the zoo brochure) I thought we could hit the reptile house. They got iguanas! I loves to see me some iguanas!
S3Juniper for President
H2Hammerette #2
Excellent idea, muffin, but we're gonna go destroy the school.
Okay, this is it. This is what we've been working for. I want you to go out there and give that speech like your life depends on it! Be confident, but not cocky. (Juniper's phone rings) Bold, but not undoubtable. Don't spit when you yell, and make eye contact with lots of boys. You're cute, use it!
(answers her phone) Yeah, um, hello?
No! We still have 6 hours to find the Vindolf!
That's what I told them, but between you and me, they're not exactly good listeners!
S3Lila vs. the Hammerettes/Ophelia Gives the Speech
June, don't get me wrong. I love a good chick fight... (Lila thows a box at the third Hammerette, but she breaks it with her hammer) ...and ol' Lila's kicking nine times of butt, but you gotta over here and find that Vindolf thingy before there's nothing left of this place!
Okay, listen up! You wanna know what's really important in this election? The truly, honest, absolute and most important part is that you do NOT elect Melissa O'Malley! You can't, and do you wanna know why? 'Cause you hate her! Hello?! We ALL hate her! But most of have been too scared to admit it! She's a snobby, self-important, egotistical wacko! She spends all day talking about herself or telling us how stupid we are, or ugly, or fat, or short! And I'm sick of it, you're sick of it, we're ALL sick of it! Isn't it about time we let Melissa just how SICK OF IT we are?!
S3Defeating the Vindolf
Yo, T-Money, I hate to interrupt here, (throws an acorn at him to get his attention) but how about a hand?
(blows Mjolnir) Sweet!
KAKid Anchor
And it looks like the cootie-free initiative has passed with 62% of the vote. This just in on the race for school president...
This is it!
KAKid Anchor
...with just over 85% of the classrooms reporting, Melissa O'Malley has 20% of the vote (Melissa and her friends cheer) while Juniper Lee has 25% of the vote. (Jody cheers) That means the official projected winner is... a last minute write-in vote with 54.9999% of the popular vote, Ophelia Ramírez!
MOMelissa O’ Malley
This election was fixed! I demand a recount!
Don't worry, I'll do everything. You'll just be the figurehead (takes out a big book) I've got our entire school year protection ready to go.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Life and Times of Juniper Lee pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.