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“The Helper Elf” · Season 1
In this episode: Juniper Kim Lee (25), Helper Elf (17), Jody Irwin (6), Mrs. Gomez (5), Ray Ray Lee (3), Ophelia Ramírez (3), Monroe (2), Roger Radcliffe (1)
Naturally, you want to backlight a high top sneaker.
These are amazing. And you did my math homework?
Wow! You know, this is kinda cool. Ah-Mah says I had to quit stuff, but wait 'til I tell her I got a helper elf.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! (jumps off her bed) You can't tell nobody about me.
Uh, because whoever you tell, they're gonna want help, too, and, uh, my dance card is full.
Trust me, I've seen this before. You tell them, I'm gonna be fetching ice cream for the kid, making tea for the old lady, and washing the dog's feet. I don't wanna wash a dog's feet.
(runs into her room) He shoot and scores! (laughs) Where'd it go?
My ball, ya freak. (grabs the soccer ball from under Juniper's bed) Got it!
(comes in with a dustpan and brush) Stop with the kicking! You've already broken three windows!
Well maybe if somebody was a better goalie.
I'm barely a foot long and I've got no thumbs.
Sure, no problem.
(hands Jody the pictures of shoes) So here are the shoe photos, Jody. Oh, also, I wrote a companion article, "The X Factor: Socks".
These are awesome.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Life and Times of Juniper Lee pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.





