Hey, kiddo.
“The Helper Elf” · Season 1
In this episode: Juniper Kim Lee (25), Helper Elf (17), Jody Irwin (6), Mrs. Gomez (5), Ray Ray Lee (3), Ophelia Ramírez (3), Monroe (2), Roger Radcliffe (1)
No, doll, I'm here to help you. I'm a helper elf, local 592. (shows her his union badge)
Get out of here!
No, 'cause you're too busy getting a buffalo snake out of the city pool and stopping a rock ogre from eating the sun, am I right?
It was an ice ogre.
Whatever. The point is, you pound the pavement for us magic folk 24/7. But what do you get in return, huh? Right, nada, zip, bupkis! My point exactly! You wanna fail that quiz?
(pulls out a scroll from his jacket and shows her the answers to the Louisiana Purchase quiz) Here's one through fifteen, and extra credit is either some declaration or proclamation, definitely one of the shuns. (she looks at the scroll) What's the matter, too good to take help from a helper elf?
(takes the scroll) Thanks.
You, uh, wanna go hit the racetrack after this? I gotta good tip on a nag in the sixth. (Juniper gives her a glare) S'okay, finish up.
Wow, A+ one the quiz! You aced it!
Uh, yeah, thanks.
Don't forget I need you to take pictures tomorrow for my article in the school paper. It's part one of my three-part series on the correlation between high test scores and really good shoes.
Oh, June, you promised. I can't run the article without pictures.
Don't worry, I'm on it.
Have 'em on your desk by noon.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Life and Times of Juniper Lee pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.