Okay, give it up, grandma!
“Juniper's Duties” · Season 1
In this episode: Jasmine Lee (8), Juniper Kim Lee (6), Ray Ray Lee (5), Monroe (2)
In your dreams!
Defense, Ah-Mah, defense! Show her how you kick it old-school! This is awesome!
Rejected! You got served! Who's your daddy's mama? Who's your daddy's mama? (laughs mockingly)
Juniper, what's the matter? I always beat you like a rug, but you were really stinking up the court today.
(yawns) It's 'cause I've been kicking monster butt since 5:30 in the morning. Can't these guys sleep in?
Your job is the same as every great protector that came before you.
I know, I know, but back then, the world was boring. It was like fight monsters or churn butter. I got better things to do.
Ah, you do too much-- newspaper, volleyball, yearbook.
I can be the Te Xuan Ze if you want. It's no biggie.
Oh, right, and how would you manage battling monsters with absolutely no powers and the agility of a 3-neck boronzo demon? That, by the way, was an insult.
I got powers, I just haven't revealed them yet.
Seriously, Ah-Mah, this great protector stuff, it's majorly stressing me out.
Just as you must maintain balance between the worlds of magic and humanity, you must...
JLJasmine Lee and Juniper Lee
Find balance in your own life.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Life and Times of Juniper Lee pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.