Michael Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Michael Lee

Hey, hon, what do you think, the red tie, or the blue tie for that meeting tomorrow? (He chooses between the ties) You're right, red is power. Thanks, babe. You're the best. (walks away)

Michael Lee

Monstrous? Heck no, but my office just picked up this new accountant that can scare the beans out of you. (laughs)

Michael Lee

My, I guess you've had your tent for years. Put it together before, have you?

Michael Lee

Dennis! Calm down, son! What in the world is wrong?

Michael Lee

That's west.

Michael Lee

That's the sun, Magellan. It sets in the west.

Michael Lee

June! Ray Ray!

Michael Lee

So, who are you related to?

Jasmine Lee

Uh- uh, I, I'm uh-I am a... I'm a Dwan! Ming-Mei and Jin's daughter.

Michael Lee

Huh, (mumbled) Ming-Mei and Jin... ...Huh. I don't know that part of the family.

Jasmine Lee

Imagine that.

Ray Ray Lee

Phew! No need to thank me! (smugly) ...Cousin Roxanne. Hhhhigh-five!

Jasmine Lee

Ray Ray, why didn't you just say I was a friend from school! Now I gave to sleep here! And what kinda name is Roxanne?!

Ray Ray Lee

A cool name! Like a Vegas show-girl, or, or a one who drives a trucker! We could call ya Roxie! (Micheal appears out of the doorway)

Michael Lee

Hey, I like that! So, aunt Barbara's gonna call the school in the morning, sooo (points at "Roxie") Roxie can go to class with you and see how the kids in the states have it! It's gonna be fun! (he leaves, June and Ah-Mah give Ray Ray a look)

Ray Ray Lee

...Five bucks I can get ya out of it. (Juniper slaps his shoulder) Ow! ... Two bucks. (sees June raise her hand again, runs off-screen)