Helper Elf quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Helper Elf

Have I ever let you down? Join the game.

Helper Elf

Don't worry, I'm all over this! (runs off)

Helper Elf

Well yeah! What do I know about platypuses? They're some kind of vegetable, right?

Helper Elf

'Cause I'm not helping you, I'm helping Donnie. (Juniper stares in confusion) Donnie, big, floating guy on the roof, had a shark-gator thing going on. Anyhoo, Donnie wanted the Kilbana beast free, but he couldn't do that without putting you out of commission.

Helper Elf

Hey, look who just caught up. Welcome to the party! Help yourself to some punch!

Helper Elf

No. (grabs his purse) I forgot my purse.

Helper Elf

I don't know, darling. I think you're gonna have your hands pretty full saving your dog and brother. There's a reason those speed demons are freaking out.

Helper Elf

(chuckles) You'll find out. I swear, I'm getting Helper Elf of the Year for this one. (chuckles and leaves)

Helper Elf

Donnie, it's me. We're all good. (ends his call as he sees the Kilbana beast heading towards the city)

Helper Elf

Hey, Donnie, it wasn't my fault. Hey hey, I had the kid hook, line and sinker. I even got the backup plan with the frog, and whoa-ho! Am I glad I took insurance out when I rented that thing, huh? You know what I mean? (sniffs) Anyway, how am I supposed to know the kid could ride a frog bareback? So, um, you know, we're good, right? (Donnie looks at him) That's what I'm talking about, Donnie! You're the best, the best! You see, that's the thing with us guys--