Barbara Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Barbara Lee

Dennis? Dennis!

Barbara Lee

We didn't come camping with Roger's mother and father just so you could play video games. We came to enjoy nature.

Juniper Lee

Mom?...is that you...

Barbara Lee

Yes, honey?

Juniper Lee

I'm not feelin' very good...

Barbara Lee

Oh... not buying it. Get up!

Juniper Lee

Ugh. Was it that obvious?!

Barbara Lee

Oh, please, at least when your brother plays being sick, he fakes throwing up.

Juniper Lee

Roger, go home!

Roger Radcliffe

Not until I see Roxanne!

Juniper Lee

Roxanne went back to China!

Barbara Lee

He's got five minutes, then I'm turning on the sprinklers.

Roger Radcliffe

Roxanne!!! (the sprinklers turn on, Roger slips and falls)