Lila quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Lila

All I know how to do is search everybody's head and body for ticks. Should I start there?

Lila

I got it. (carries the telescope upstairs)

Lila

And that constellation of stars forming a W is called Cassiopeia.

Lila

Well, when you live in the woods, it's the only one way you could find your way around. (Jody gets confused)

Lila

Oh, yeah. Uh, just gotta check out a thing. We're definitely not going to investigate a magic fireball that just crashed into the woods. (gives Juniper a thumbs up)

Lila

No, I don't mean he smells bad, I mean smells bad, up-to-no-darn-good bad. Trust me, June, first rule of living in the forest, bad smell equals bad news.

Lila

Yeah, I guess that's a good point. Maybe I should, uh, maybe I should stay out here in the forest. (takes off her sandals)

Lila

No, no. (unties her ponytail) Your friends don't like me. They're never gonna like me. (jumps out of the crater) I'm no good at being a normal girl, I don't know anything about normal girl things.

Lila

He's probably faking it.

Lila

Oh, that's gel from Eucalyptus leaves. (squirts gel from a tree branch and rubs it on Ophelia's hair)

Lila

Uh, mud... and ground-up insects.

Lila

Oh, I just grew up with it... uh, I mean with my parents. They were, uh, forest rangers. I know all kinds of nature junk.

Lila

Told ya.

Lila

(puts rubber gloves on her hands) With pleasure.

Lila

Well, you can't do too much now that you've dyed! (to Juniper) I don't mean "dead-die", I mean "dyed from the hair dye", 'cause he's covered in hair dye.