Jody Irwin quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Jody Irwin

You are so weird.

Jody Irwin

It's not so bad. They have a full Picasso exhibit. (points to said exhibit)

Jody Irwin

It's because you're paired up with Marcus Conner for your class project, right?

Jody Irwin

Marcus likes you. Like likes you, likes you. I can tell. I have a sense about it.

Jody Irwin

Please don't moon us again.

Jody Irwin

What happened? (the other children come out)

Jody Irwin

We're at the mall! (takes off the viking helmet) We're at the mall! (runs excitedly with the classmates)

Jody Irwin

(holds up a pink shirt) I know, and I also got this, which I totally thought wasn't gonna fit 'cause it's a 2, and I'm a 4, but it was on sale, so I was like, "Okay!"

Jody Irwin

You know them?

Jody Irwin

I totally love them!

Jody Irwin

Come on, little man, we're going to the mall!

Jody Irwin

Juniper?

Jody Irwin

That was amazing! You're like a superhero or something!

Jody Irwin

(leans over Juniper) June, you missed another yearbook meeting. That's three in a row!

Jody Irwin

Probably the Louisiana Purchase. We studied it last week, remember?