Ray Ray Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Ray Ray Lee

Five... six... seven! That includes when he got really bad gas after eating all the Halloween candy. Explosive! (chuckles) Greg said it was like the Battle of Normandy. (laughs)

Ray Ray Lee

They fix everything?

Ray Ray Lee

Good one!

Ray Ray Lee

I know what I'm doing, June. (grabs the Batoot's wrist) Hector and I share a special bond. I could feel us beginning to share emotions, me and Hector.

Ray Ray Lee

He looks like a Hector.

Ray Ray Lee

(putting whipped cream on a bowl of ice cream) Now, it's called ice cream, Hector. (slowly) Ice... cream.

Ray Ray Lee

You're lactose intolerant.

Ray Ray Lee

(enters with a garbage bag) All right, Hector, here's enough fine stinky nasty garbage to keep your belly full while we're at school. I also threw in two pairs of my dad's sneakers. You seem to like those.

Ray Ray Lee

You be good now, Hector. I'll be back after school. Be... good.

Ray Ray Lee

He didn't mean it, June. He's just a creature that's all full of love.

Ray Ray Lee

June, this is so mean. You got him all locked up like the Birdman of Alcatraz.

Ray Ray Lee

June, great! Could you help me scoop the guts out of this sucker? It always makes me queasy.

Ray Ray Lee

Well, warden, I thought he might be puckish. Besides, he's chained to the wall, he ain't goin' anywhere.

Ray Ray Lee

I told you, dude, he was starving. (to Hector) Just hang on, Hector! I'll have this bird toasted in an hour!

Ray Ray Lee

That's not true! Uncle Ronald's the worst. He always clips his toenails in the kitchen and picks Monroe up by his legs.