Papi quotes from The L Word

Alice

Well, Papi, you have become sort of a legend in about uh... two days on my website. You crashed my whole server.

Papi

What can I say, I've been blessed. Seems the ladies like me as much as I like them.

Alice

We're talking about a helluva lot of ladies.

Papi

Like I said: I've been blessed... a lot.

Papi

[whispers in Alice's ear] You make me bad...

Alice

[moans] Oh wow... [gasps] What are you doing?

Papi

[whispers] Circles!

Alice

Ohh...!

Papi

Magic circles!

Alice

[moans] Circles!

Papi

Circles are good right?

Alice

[moans] Oh yeah, circles are good!

Papi

Aha!

Alice

Yeah circles. [gasps] Oh wow circles. [moans]

Papi

You like that?

Alice

Oh yeah I really think I like circles! [moans louder] Oh wow, yeah circles, circles are great Papi! [moans even louder] Circles are great Papi! [gasps loudly between breaths] Oh Papi, oh Papi, oh my god Papi, Papi, Papi!

Papi

Yo.

Alice

Papi? What the hell are you doing here?

Papi

I live here. Maybe I should be asking you that question?

Alice

[stammering] But... I thought... you disappeared. I thought you left town or... got arrested by some cop who was pissed off that you slept with his wife.

Papi

Okay, look who's talking.