Molly quotes from The L Word

Molly

[about the terrible sex Shane said she had] No, it was great for me! You don't just get on a bike and know how to ride it, same with riding a girl. So I freaked out! Big deal! You've just been with so many girls, you don't remember your first time! Well, guess what, it was my first time! And it was great! It was better than with Richard, than with guys and with anybody and I'm really into you. And I swear next time I will SO go down on you!

Molly

[to Shane] I've never flown to the Pacific North-West to chase a girl I barely know, and I'm here, and I'm really crazy about you. And I need you to give me another chance, even if I'm AWFUL in bed. I know that I'm still Gay 101, but I'm a really fast learner, and before you know it I'm going to be Advanced Placement Gay, and Graduate Level Gay. And fuck Law School, I'll get my Doctorate in fucking Gay.

Shane

If you want to stick around a little longer and then I could take you out.

Molly

[sarcastic] Sure.

Shane

What?

Molly

My mother told me all about your little game. You're like the Fonz, or something, for lesbians.

Shane

Bullshit. The Fonz?

Molly

Yeah, Happy Days.

Shane

No, I'm not the Fonz. I'm not Happy Days. It's just a... [beat] Alright, I give it to you. You're sassy.

Molly

I'm not sassy, I'm bored. But not bored enough to sleep with you.