Washing my hair, washing my hair... wait a minute, this isn't shampoo, it's DOG-!
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Oh sorry, Billy. We weren't laughing AT you, we were laughing WITH you!
I was laughing at him.
ISIrwin's Dad
Yes, Irwin's mom is actually a mummy. Nobody can tell you who to fall in love with, but we've managed to make it work all these years. Leaving a whole lot of questions that don't need to be answered.
Eh, works for me.
Me too.
...But how did you and Irwin's mom...
ISIrwin's Dad
Leaving a whole lot of questions that don't need to be answered.
Grim, why do the good die young?
Well, it's mostly because I get confused.
[Pud'n is holding Professor Gaylord]
You're a pretty girl.
Milkshakes, where are you going?
TTriceratron
[hiding behind the unconscious Milkshakes] To destroy all that is good. ...I mean, meow.
Once you join the "Secret Snake Club" [Secret Snake Club wiggle their arms and hiss] they can never unjoin!
Is unjoin even a real word?
Who cares? She understand what she meant!
DON'T YELL AT ME!
Well then shut up!
NO, YOU SHUT UP!
No, you shut up!
YOU SHUT UP!
No, you shut up!
SHUT UP!
HOW ABOUT YOU BOTH SHUT UP?!
So you're telling me the whole point of this stupid club...
...is to resurrect an ancient snake creature and make him eat the cool kids, leaving nerds to rule the world! Yes.
[to the Snake Nerds] You disgust me, too! You're all old enough, so wear some deodorant! I've been trying not to vomit in my own mouth all day!
[CIA Agent is in another room, speaking via intercom]
AAgent
[To Billy] So, you wanna join the organization.
What organization?
AAgent
The CIA.
J-J-J!
AAgent
What?
...Q-R-S-P-U-Z! Now I know the ABC's, next time won't you sing with ME?
[CIA Agent is in another room, speaking via intercom]
AAgent
Do you think you have what it takes to join us?
I have a rash on my butt!
AAgent
Okay...
My mom tells me not to touch it, but I touch it anyway! [pauses] Please don't tell my mom!
AAgent
Uh, sure.
Are you invi-siable?
AAgent
No Billy, I'm in a different room.
The bathroom?
AAgent
Billy, how would you like it if we wiped your mind and turned you into a covert warrior?
I LIKE FRENCH FRIES!
Yes! Come, Lord Shnissugah! Come and make us kings!
[the basement door opens, but the scene abruptly changes back to Irwin's club]
You sickos are in big big trouble!
The CIA is on to us! Run, girls! [he runs to an open window] You ain't gettin' jack on me, yo! [he jumps out, and a CIA agent moves to follow him]
No. Let him go. He seems to have forgotten this classroom is on the third floor.
[Irwin is arrested by the CIA.]
This isn't right! This episode was supposed to be about snake nerds! SNAKE NERDS!
SShnissugah
What are you, crazy in the head?! Cool kids are full of transfatty acids! Do you have any idea what that would do to my indigestion?
Our world has crumbled!
Completely-y-y!
Hey, have fun guys! Hahahahaha!
Have fun? With what?... Oh, no!
Cover your eyes Wiggly Jr., cause this is about to get ugly.
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