See, Mandy? All we had to do was shake him and yell. It's the answer to everything! [Billy punches him in the face] Me face!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
IFInner Frat Boy
What's up, Billy? You look a little down.
Who're you?
IFInner Frat Boy
I'm your Inner Frat Boy, dude.
Wow! I didn't even know I had an Inner Frat Boy!
IFInner Frat Boy
Well, Sure. Everybody has an Inner Frat Boy. Since your here, it must mean you need my help. [belches]
Well, as a matter of fact I do have a problem. These really scary clowns keep on scaring me!
IFInner Frat Boy
Aw, clowns aren't scary, Billy.
They're not?
IFInner Frat Boy
No, they're just different, and just because someone's different doesn't mean you should be afraid of them. It means you should be angry at them! How dare they be different?! What, my way of life ain't good enough for ya?!
So you're saying I should beat them up?
IFInner Frat Boy
Billy, fighting outside of a hockey rink is WRONG. But I'm imaginary, so do what you gotta do.
Thanks for all your help, Inner Frat Boy.
IFInner Frat Boy
No problem, Billy! [Pulls out a paddle] Now, ya ready for your paddlin'?
Uh, no.
IFInner Frat Boy
[Sounding disappointed] Oh... OK... another time, then...
[Grim and Mandy, dressed as clowns, pursue Billy into a beauty parlor with 1980s music playing in the background]
And people think I'm scary. [calls out to the women in the parlor] 1983 ended a really long time ago, ladies!
[dressed as a clown] Billy! Don't fear us! We're here to make you smile!
[also dressed as a clown] And for crying out loud, stop wettin' yourself!
[Grim tries to juggle but the balls hit Billy in the face]
What was that?!
I told you I can't juggle! I wanted to do the routine with the umbrellas, but you said "No"! [Billy tries to crawl away] And where do you think you’re going?! [picks Billy up by the collar of his shirt and shakes him] Listen! STOP BEING AFRAID OF CLOWNS! STOP IT, YOU NINNY! STOP IT, OKAY?! STOP BEING AFRAID OF CLOWNS!
Gotta go to my happy place, gotta go to my happy place, happy place, HAPPY PLACE...
[singing while playing with a toy truck] Keep on truckin', truck-truck-truck-truckin'!
EEris
Hey, guess what - chicken butt, but seriously, did you know at Flabburger they actually THROW AWAY food that's been under a heat lamp for more than 36 hours? So, I brought you dorks lunch.
[transformed into a hideous monster; sarcastically] Here, Eris. Put it on my slimy flippers.
[also a hideous monster; sarcastically] No, Eris, put it in my claw of a head, or rest it on Billy's udders.
[shoots milk out of his nose] Heh heh, I gots an udder.
I'll win Mandy back, or die trying!
Let me know if you need help with the last part!
What's going on here?
Did I just...
Stalking us?
No, I was just following you wherever you went.
So, you were spying..
I wasn't spying, I swear! I was just lurking in the bushes watching you every move!
Listen, Billy. Bobby's the new Billy around here. Get the message, you are nothing. [she pushes Billy into a mailbox] Come on, Bobby, let's go.
Better be good, Bobby.
Where's he taking us, Mandy?
I don't know? Bobby said: "It was a surprise".
[Bobby takes a carpet off to shown of their new cars]
What the..
BBobby
Their gifts for the both of you my two bestest friends!
Uh, you're giving me a car? But I can't drive yet.
BBobby
It's just something nice for being such good friends!
I...I don't know what to say? But you're much better friend than Billy ever was.
I'll see. [he honks a car horn for twice]
BBobby
Yeah, I'm not just some Billy clone, guys. I'm by own person, I am your friend! [laughing] Who even remembers old Billy what's his name, anyway?
[Billy screaming]
BBobby
Listen Billy and listen good! I want you gone!
Can I go to the arcade, then?
BBobby
What? No, NO! I mean I want you to disappear, permanently! Your friends don't like you, you're nothing but a burden to your poor Mother and Father! They all choose me over you, so there's no reason for you to even be here! I'm giving you 24 hours to get out of here! Or I'll get rid of you myself!
Who are you? Why are you doing this?
BBobby
If I told you, I would have to destroy you!
But, weren't you going to destroy me, anyway?
BBobby
Well, yeah, but... NOW YOU'VE ONLY GOT UNTIL MORNING!
Alright, Bobby, it's on at dawn!
Billy, what are you doing with my scythe?
Nothing?
Where's Bobby at?
Oh, I sent him to another dimension.
Yeah, I never really like him too much anyway.
Me neither, I only hung out with them because I had nothing better to do. Hey, Billy! fetch me some water, you doug.
I'm bet in a settle!
[to the box of Chocolate Sailors] You won't be disappointed this time, Chocolate Sailor. You'll see. I'm gonna be the best dang sailor in the whole dang army! I'll sell gazillions. Together, we'll make major booty, 'cause you're so BOOTYLICIOUS!
TFTooth Fairy Cowboy
[to Billy] What's so funny?!
Do you have a shrunken head?
[A man with a very large body but a very small head appears in front of him]
MMan
What do you mean by that?
Holy freak show! I mean, nothing.
MMan
So are you going to buy something, smart guy?
Nope, I'm broke. Penniless. A Pauper. Too poor to pay attention. Too cheap to buy this cheesy crud!
[Man picks Billy up and kicks him into space]
Nice kick!
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