I sense a disturbance in the force.
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I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!
[The camera shows the Scooby-Doo cast]
No, over here.
[Camera pans down to Billy and Mandy]
NNergal
And so you see, Billy, I'm a sad, sad failure. I can't ever show my face in that household again.
[cheerfully] Well, maybe you can show some other parts of your body.
Drop dead! I have no father.
Lady! I'm the Grim Reaper not the Happy Morning Sunshine Reaper!
We will write a witty poem about Sperg's mother. Your words will be as 10,000 arrows in his buttocks!
[after stopping Billy from attacking Sperg] No, Billy. A gentleman is a GENTLE man. We are pacifists by nature. The pen is mightier than the sword.
What about an AXE?
Huh?
Crossbow?
No.
A phase plasma rifle with a forty watt range?
Let's just get you a pen.
You must not fear, Billy. Fear is the death that brings total obliteration!
Trained well and strong with coolness you are... But not that strong. [disappears]
[to Atilla the Hun and Rasputin] You and you, get teaching. [to Abraham Lincoln] Honest Abe, you get the chips.
GAGhost of Abraham Lincoln
Why is it always my job to get the chips?
But I thought you were AGAINS fighting. Like Switzerland.
Switzerland is a cursed, selfish, SWINISH country of BRUTES, located in the most romantic region in the world...
You STILL knew it was me?! I even dressed up as a stupid cowboy so nobody would recognize me! I HATE CALLER ID SO MUCH! IT'S RUINING MY LIFE, GRIM! MY LIFE! MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!
[After Mandy asks why he's crying] Billy, and... and his... UGLY friend... They made a call during the week, and I've only got a limited amount of weekday minutes! That is so EVIL, man! And I know evil - I'm the Grim Reaper!
Get ahold of yourself. They were probably playing around with your phone making a bunch of phony phone calls. Where are they, anyway?
Oh, I don't know. They probably got sucked through the phone into another dimension beyond time and space, yadda-dabba-doo, and we're all doomed if they awaken the Great Cthulhu, 'cause he'll probably come up and destroy the universe. Let's go watch television.
[Billy is transforming into a Lovecraftian monster]
Your nose looks like a cuttlefish.
Chicks dig cuttlefish!
And your mouth looks like a big, disgusting sucker.
Chicks dig--
Don't go there.
MEMutated Endsville citizens
[singing] It looks like it's Endsville for Endsville!
The Endsville we all loved was just a fluke!
We have tentacles, sharp teeth and great big gills,
But the sushi in this town all tastes like puke!
It looks like it's Endsville for Endsville!
The Endsville folk have really lost the fight!
We have sunk into some weird amoebic ooze,
So flush it down and don't forget to wipe!
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