TV show quotes
Okay, Thromnambular. I guess we're both trapped in situations we don't like. So let's help each other out. I wish I was free from Billy and Mandy forever, and that you were free from your prison of wishes so that you'll never make another wish again!
I heard your proposal, let's broker a deal. I'll grant you your wish and we'll see how you feel!
[as the wishing skull] NOOOOOOOOOO!
[as the Grim Reaper] Muhahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaahh!
[At Mandy's auction of Thromnambular]
I gotta have it! I didn't learn my lesson the first time!
Billy, do you want to be a TV star?
I wish!
[Mandy tosses Billy in the washing machine]
Wish granted.
Hey, Billy, have you seen my scythe?
I just sold it to Irwin for a smashed amusement park penny.
YOU WHAT!?
I just...sold it to...Irwin.
Do you realize what could happen if my scythe gets into the wrong hands?!
I sure do! I mean, no.
It could cause mass destruction and chaos, creating an imbalance in the universe, and bringing about the end of time as we know it!
You make funny faces when you're angry.
You see, kids. Playing with scythes isn’t cool, or fun!
It's dangerous!
So, if you ever see a scythe, don’t pick it up!
Tell an adult immediately!
Oh, Mandy. Our time together has meant, so much to me. I picked this flower for you as a..
Excuse me, sir. Wouldn't you have a great time?
Look, I've kind of getting a groove on. If you know what I'm saying?
My. What a nice-looking scythe you have today! Where did you get it?
I stole it from the Grim Reaper, alright? Now if you don't mind...Wait a second, you look familiar. Do I know you somewhere?
You sure don't, Irwin.
Oh, okay. Billy!
Mandy! Snap out of it! Irwin's using my scythe to control you. You gotta fight it!
Ugh.... Grim, Is that you?
Yes, Mandy! It's me!
Oh no, you don't! [he's using a scythe to zap to Mandy]
What the heck is going on? [she got zapped from the scythe by Irwin] Irwin is my boyfriend.
No!
You're gonna pay for that, Grim!
Hey, barf-face! Bet you can zap me with your stupid scythe!
You asked for it! [he zapped with the scythe]
Nope. Miss me. Try again. Uh-uh. You got nothing!
[angrily screaming] You're gotta get it, Billy! What the?! Who did that?!
Incoming! [he jumps on a seesaw with a pile of rocks to throw at Irwin with a scythe]
Ha! It's that all you got?!
Darn! We need something harder then rocks.
I got it!
[Billy has a plate of submarine sandwiches to put on a seesaw, and Grim jumps on a seesaw will throw submarine sandwiches will targeting and beating at Irwin and a scythe, Irwin got beating by submarine sandwiches and a scythe falls on a ground to zapping back to normal]
[he picked his scythe on a ground] Mine! [smooching]
Get a room.
Mandy! You're back to normal!
[groans] M-Mandy?
You know, Irwin, the thing about crushes is, they always hurt in the end. That's why they're called CRUSHES.
If Jed don't get a bed, he gets red in the head.
When it comes to matters of the heart, Billy is-
Doomed.
...Yeah.
I missed you, but my aim is improving.
Come on, dad. What do we sit around talk about this like normal people?
[inside a tumbling giant teacup] NEVER!
Hey, pal. Don't be sad. You're a nerd! So what? Nerds play an important role in the world.
Like what?
Well, nerds are like the moist towelettes in the universe. They make other people feel better about themselves.
Thanks, Billy. I guess.
Glad I could help.
[Duck keeps blowing raspberries, Librarian appears]
Young lady, is this any way to behave?
No, I suppose not. Walking up and yelling at someone while they're trying to work does seem quite rude.
Young lady, I do not tolerate such behavior!
Well, that's really your problem, not my problem, is it?
I will not stand for this!
There's an empty chair right there.
[The librarian is infuriated.]
[to Librarian] Look, lady, can you have your meltdown somewhere else? I've got a history report due tomorrow on the history of corn... and you're kind of distracting me.
[Grim is asleep]
Hi, honey, I'm home! Man, even the flies were dropping like flies. [sniffs] What that smell.
[Grim walks up to his lion-esque Wife]
Hello dear, whats cooking?
AAGH!
My favorite. Oh, what did I ever do to deserve a wife as good as you?
AAGH!
[Much later, Grim and his "wife" are lying by the fire]
I just love these quiet evenings, don't you?
AAGH!
Wait, this is not my beautiful home! This is not my beautiful wife! [Screams]
Same as it ever was. [Repeated multiple times]
[screams]
[Reference to "Once in a Lifetime"]
[Billy, Mandy and Grim are watching tv]
Labbie, Timmy has fallen into a well again! Go save him, Labbie!
Do we have anything else to watch?
But if we turn it off now, we won't know what happens to Labbie!
Mandy "Oh, Labbie. You're our hero. Here, take this golden dog bone as a token of our gratitude."
Woof, woof.
Oh, Labbie! You're our hero! Here, take this golden dog bone as a token of our gratitude.
Woof, woof!
Hey, are you guys puh-psychic?
No, you pea-brain. We've watched this movie 60 times in a row.
It's over!
Woo-hoo! Yes, now what shall we do?
LET'S WATCH IT AGAIN!
[Few hours later]
Run, Labbie! Run like a wind!
I can't believe that Timmy fell into the well again. I mean, wouldn't he get sick of falling into it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over-and over and over and over, ooh, it's over; let's watch it again!
NO!
[Grim takes out the tape]
No more Labbie!
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