My great-grandfather once removed his neighbor's appendix, and he wasn't even sick!
Why would he do that?
Let's just say they were playing poker and the stakes got a little high.
S7 E22Home Again, Rose
[on studying old yearbooks to fit in at the class reunion] We have to know all the basics, you know, like, oh, senior class president, quarterback of the football team, class slut.
Blanche, how do you tell a slut from a yearbook?
Oh - how do you tell a slut from a yearbook? Uh... you don't have to buy a yearbook dinner!
Rose...
You can take a yearbook home to your parents!
Rose!
There's nothing wrong with having a yearbook on the coffee table!
Rose, this isn't a riddle.
Well, make it one! I had three good answers!
S7 E23One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest
LLucas
Dorothy, will you marry me for real?
For real? Oh, Lucas. Yes. Yes!
I think I'm gonna cry. I think- [sneezes] Oh misjudged that one.
Oh, I feel another sneeze coming on. [tears fall from her eyes] Well I'll be damned I'm actually about to cry.
[to Sophia] You're a furry little gnome and we feed you too much!
[thinking Rose and Blanche embracing are Dorothy and Lucas] I just love watching you two kiss. It- [notices it is Rose and Blanche] Whoa. Oops. What is this, Wimbledon?
Well...
Well...
Yea...
...I guess this is it.
[nodding] Right. Listen-
Dorothy, you don't have to say anything.
What can you say about 7 years of fights and laughter...secrets...cheesecake...
Just that...it's been very...it was been an experience that I'll always keep close to my heart. [sobbing] And that these are memories that...I'll wrap myself in when the world gets cold and I forget that there are people who are warm and loving and...
We love you, too...[girls embrace and cry]...You'll always be a part of us.
Your friendship was something I never expected at this point of my life, and I could never ask for a better surprise
[sobbing] That's how we feel too.
I have to go.
Dorothy......is this goodbye?
[walks to the door, looks at the girls and nods]...I love you, always [leaves room while the girls stare at the door. Dorothy re-appears from the door] Oh god I love you! [girls embrace again]
[sobbing] Oh Dorothy...Dorothy...
[sobbing] Lucas is waiting [heads to the door again, looks at girls] You're angels...all of you [leaves room again while the girls stare at the door again. Dorothy comes out from the backyard hall] OH GOD, I'LL MISS YOU!!! [girls embrace once more] Listen I have a flight... [heads for the door once more] ...you'll always be my sisters... [sobbing] always [leaves room for good while the girls stare at the door again then at the backyard hall and at the kitchen door. The three remaining girls embrace, sobbing]
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