[angrily] You're not helping, Rose! It's almost as though you believe Blanche is guilty!
Well, she lied about my earrings, and then she took them. I mean, deceit, then theft--isn't murder the next logical step?
St. Olaf, right?
S7 E2The Case of the Libertine Belle
There's just one hitch. I need three more people to get the group rate at the hotel.
I thought hotels always gave you the group rate.
Yes, sweetheart, but this is for the whole night!
How could I be accused of murder?! I am a Devereaux! Things like this usually happen to people named... Petrillo!
I take offense at that! No one in my family ever--EVER--left a body to be found!
[explaining Kendall's murder] When Posey saw Blanche give Kendall an extra key to her room, she was furious. She slipped out of the dining room and went upstairs when she felt she wouldn't be missed. Later, there was a knock on Blanche's door. Kendall answered. Posey was there. She accused him of two-timing, he denied it. Posey takes out a knife and stabs Kendall. Then she left before anyone knew she was there. Jealousy was the motive, alright. But it was not Blanche who committed the crime. [points to Posey] There's your murderer. Posey McGlinn.
DDetective
Well Ms. McGlinn, do you have anything to say?
PPosey
Dorothy Zbornak, you've stuck your nose in for the last time! [attempts to shoot Dorothy; detective pulls gun away]
Statistics say that patricide is overhwhelmingly a male crime. [looks at Sophia] Although daughters frequently murder their mothers!
KKendall
Blanche!
Kendall!
KKendall
Blanche, I must commend you again. I have a feeling we're in for a weekend that none of us is ever going to forget.
Oh, I do declare! Your sweet words could charm the morning dew right off the honeysuckle!
That was good, Blanche. Now do Br'er Rabbit.
LALt. Alvarez
[after explaining Kendall's murder] Given these facts, unless somebody has something else...we've got enough to make an arrest.
[scared] My, my, Mr. Officer...I do declare, your sweet words could charm the morning dew right off the honeysuckle!
Blanche, not now!
[more scared] If not now, when?!
S7 E3Beauty and the Beast
[complaining about Nurse DeFarge] Dorothy, at 2am in the morning, I was entertaining a gentleman caller, when she walked in at the most inopportune time. I could have lost my balance and chipped a tooth!
You think that's bad? She came into my room when I was reenacting the plank-walking scene from Peter Pan.
What the hell goes on at night in this house?!!
[to Dorothy] Thank you, Pussycat.
NDNurse DeFarge
Oh, you're Pussycat, too?
I am Pussycat One. You are Pussycat Two.
S7 E4That's For Me to Know
[the girls vote on who should move out of the house]
Alright, here we go, good luck ladies. [reads a ballot] Dorothy. [reads another vote] Dorothy. [reads the third vote] Dorothy. [reads the final vote, more quickly] ...Dorothy.
Well, that's that, lets eat, I'm starved.
Now wait a minute! How did this happen!?
We all voted for you.
Well, Dorothy it's your own damn fault. Why did you vote for yourself?
Well, I just assumed that everyone would vote for Rose, and I didn't want a sweep to hurt her feelings.
I guess that would hurt.
[voice breaking] It DOES!
Gimme that![snatches box from Dorothy]
What's in the box, Ma?
Mexican jumping beans.
Ma!
Excuse me, Hispanic jumping beans.
[shouting to the person behind the front door] Uh...you can't come in here! We all have -- quick, Rose, give me a deadly disease!
I'm sorry Blanche, I don't have a deadly disease.
Well, get one.
All right Dorothy, I'll tell you. I was married to another man before your father. It was an arranged marriage that I later had annuled.
And?
And I killed him just to watch him die. What do you mean "and"!?
S7 E5Where's Charlie?
[to Sophia, after Rose explains to Dorothy that the reason she gave the ring back to Miles was because Charlie "spoke" to her in Sophia's body] You're a horrible little person.
Come on. Like you never pretended to be possessed by someone's dead husband for a couple of laughs.
You know, you have really ruined Rose's relationship with Miles.
If you could have seen her face when I talked like Charlie-- I almost wet myself!
Listen, you vindictive little sea monkey. You are going to tell Rose the truth.
Or?
Remember Shady Pines?
Yeah, it wasn't so bad.
I hear they sold it to some Germans.
[gets up from the table and goes after Rose] Rose! Rose, wait up, Rose!
[showing off the ring] Hi everyone. If I seem a little giddy, it's because... look what Miles gave me!
[examining Rose's hand] Liver spots?
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