I know but now there's more at stake, everything's changed. It's all new and exciting. In many ways I feel just the way I felt when I was a virgin.
You mean the feeling isn't gonna last long?
Are you implying I lost my virginity at an early age?
I'm just saying you're lucky Jack and Jill Magazine didn't have a gossip column.
Please, pussycat, I'm on a roll.
I'm sorry, Sophia. But I'm not gonna let your skepticism ruin my entire evening. Mel and I were meant to be together.
I wish I could say the same for your thighs. God, I'm hot tonight.
I'm not gonna stand for this.
But I'll bet you'll lay down for it.
Well that was just plain rude!
Some people just don't know when to quit.
[to Rose, who is sticking her head in the refrigerator, trying to see whether the glasses that she is testing fog up] Rose, leave the glasses in the refrigerator, close the door and keep your head out here with us.
Well, how will I know if they fog up?
The little man who lives in there who turns the light on and off, he'll tell you.
I'm not in the mood for jokes, especially about the little man. You know he scares me.
[talking about herself and Mel] When we're together, we laugh a lot.
Why wouldn't you? You're both naked.
[Rose does a mock interview on Dorothy for a reporting position she applied for]
Isn't it a fact that you have a drawer full of retirement home brochures, just waiting for the first sign of dribble on your mother's chin, to lock her away forever?
[Sophia looks shocked as Dorothy freezes up]
[laughs nervously] She's... she's kidding.
Your sock drawer, Dorothy. You know. The one you know who can't reach.
I knew you were keeping pictures there, but I had no idea, you disgust me!
Look, I don't have to stand for this!
Nail her, Rose! Nail her! Remember, a good reporter gets the story no matter what!
That sock drawer is MY business! Look, those times when Ma makes me crazy, I go in my room and have some pretend time, okay?!!
This is Rose Nylund signing off in a sad, sad situation. ... Thanks, Dorothy, that was fun!
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