Blanche, Sophia and others in “Melodrama”

Blanche

I know but now there's more at stake, everything's changed. It's all new and exciting. In many ways I feel just the way I felt when I was a virgin.

Sophia

You mean the feeling isn't gonna last long?

Blanche

Are you implying I lost my virginity at an early age?

Sophia

I'm just saying you're lucky Jack and Jill Magazine didn't have a gossip column.

Dorothy

Ma!

Sophia

Please, pussycat, I'm on a roll.

Blanche

I'm sorry, Sophia. But I'm not gonna let your skepticism ruin my entire evening. Mel and I were meant to be together.

Sophia

I wish I could say the same for your thighs. God, I'm hot tonight.

Blanche

I'm not gonna stand for this.

Sophia

Take it, Dorothy!

Dorothy

But I'll bet you'll lay down for it.

Sophia

Well that was just plain rude!

Blanche

Some people just don't know when to quit.