[Rose does a mock interview on Dorothy for a reporting position she applied for]
Isn't it a fact that you have a drawer full of retirement home brochures, just waiting for the first sign of dribble on your mother's chin, to lock her away forever?
[Sophia looks shocked as Dorothy freezes up]
[laughs nervously] She's... she's kidding.
Your sock drawer, Dorothy. You know. The one you know who can't reach.
I knew you were keeping pictures there, but I had no idea, you disgust me!
Look, I don't have to stand for this!
Nail her, Rose! Nail her! Remember, a good reporter gets the story no matter what!
That sock drawer is MY business! Look, those times when Ma makes me crazy, I go in my room and have some pretend time, okay?!!
This is Rose Nylund signing off in a sad, sad situation. ... Thanks, Dorothy, that was fun!
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