Ma, we need to talk. I waited up for you until two in the morning, and you still weren't home.
Oh, yea, Gertie and I and some of the girls went to Wolfie's to pick up guys.
I called Wolfie's at 11, you weren't there.
Guess who got lucky?
Oh God!
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