Blanche, do you know, at a truck stop in Tuscaloosa they have an egg dish named after you!
Really? How are they prepared?
Over easy.
“72 Hours” · Season 5, Episode 18
In this episode: Rose Nylund (3), Blanche Devereaux (2), Sophia Petrillo (1)
(Rose sits in the kitchen with Blanche)
Damn it! Why is this happening to me? I mean, this isn't supposed to happen to people like me! You must have gone to bed with hundreds of men!! [she gets up to go to the living room] All I had was one innocent operation!
[getting up to follow Rose] Hey, wait a minute! Are you saying that this should be me and not you?!
No, no. I'm just saying that I am a good person. Hell, I'm a goody-two-shoes!
[sharply] AIDS is not a bad person's disease, Rose. It is not God punishing people for their sins.
[meekly] You're right, Blanche.
Well, you're damn straight I'm right!
I haven't been this scared since 1952, when St. Olaf's most active volcano threatened to erupt. Well, luckily, there was some Druid priests who were in town for the opening of Stonehenge Land. They said they could stop it if they could sacrifice the town's dumbest virgin...I don't know why I raised my hand. It must have just been the excitement of the moment. But they said the only way to prevent the eruption was to crawl through their legs up the volcano while they gave me my birthday whacks. Well, and you're not gonna believe this, it turns out they weren't druid priests at all, just a bunch of shriners looking for a good time.
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