CHLady Charlotte "Charly" Horniman
[links arms with Eddie and walks with him after father's funeral] This estate has been in the family for over 600 years, and Freddy's gonna... the lost by Christmas. We should do something about it, Edward.
EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman
Hmm. If Dad left it to you, you'd spend it all rewilding bears in Berkshire.
CHLady Charlotte "Charly" Horniman
What's wrong with bears? I like bears. They leave no carbon footprint, and they were here before us.
EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman
Yes, and they'll fucking eat you. Anyway, it's irrelevant. The entire estate gets handed down to the firstborn son. Freddy's the heir and I'm the spare.
CHLady Charlotte "Charly" Horniman
Maybe we should topple him together.
EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman
Hmm. Now there's an idea.
CHCharlotte "Charly" Horniman
Sorry, can I help you?
NANanny Asante
[observing vintage vehicle] I don't know. Can you?
CHCharlotte "Charly" Horniman
Are you lost?
NANanny Asante
Yes. I think I'm in a dream. This is the most beautiful machine I've ever seen.
CHCharlotte "Charly" Horniman
[embraces him] Well, then. Let me wake you up from this dream.
FHFrederick "Freddy" Horniman
[Sabrina and Charly visit Freddy in rehab] Oh, there he is. Little, um, baby Tim. Tim?
CHCharlotte "Charly" Horniman
Tarquin.
FHFrederick "Freddy" Horniman
Tarquin.
CHCharlotte "Charly" Horniman
Yeah.
FHFrederick "Freddy" Horniman
Fabulous, fabulous name. How's he doing?
CHCharlotte "Charly" Horniman
[sighs] Ghastly, most of the time.
FHFrederick "Freddy" Horniman
[chuckles] I'd love to give him a cuddle.
CHCharlotte "Charly" Horniman
Yeah, of course. Yeah. Just, um, maybe when he wakes up.
FHFrederick "Freddy" Horniman
Maybe he won't wake up.
CHCharlotte "Charly" Horniman
Sorry?
FHFrederick "Freddy" Horniman
Maybe he'll stay asleep, 'cause it's peaceful in here. 'Cause it's... Well, I find it peaceful, anyway. [seated at table with Sabrina and Charly] The good news is, I've... I've come to a realization, which I would like to tell you about. It's a big one. It might come as a little bit of a shock. [awkwardly chuckles] But, um, I have been reborn. Spiritually speaking. [sighs] Family is everything to me. I have been less than the older brother I should have been. I haven't been there for you. All those years, hoovering up lines of cоcɑіnе like a fսcking Henry the Hoover. But I wanna be there for you now. For you and... your newborn son.
FHFrederick "Freddy" Horniman
Mummy, I failed you and Dad. I... I... I failed in my responsibilities, and, um, I realize that Dad was right to leave everything... everything to Edward. No, he was. He was right. And, um, I'm glad. [chuckles] I'm actually... I'm grateful that he did. Because that all led me here. That being said, I think that I'm ready to come home now. [gasps] If... I mean, if you guys want me to.
CHCharlotte "Charly" Horniman
Yeah.
FHFrederick "Freddy" Horniman
You'll have me back?
FHFrederick "Freddy" Horniman
Great.
FHFrederick "Freddy" Horniman
Great.
I do think it's important not to rush into these things.
FHFrederick "Freddy" Horniman
I'm not rushing. I've thought about it a lot. I've got a bag packed.
CHCharlotte "Charly" Horniman
We don't have room in the car.
There's no room in the car.