[links arms with Eddie and walks with him after father's funeral] This estate has been in the family for over 600 years, and Freddy's gonna... the lost by Christmas. We should do something about it, Edward.
Hmm. If Dad left it to you, you'd spend it all rewilding bears in Berkshire.
What's wrong with bears? I like bears. They leave no carbon footprint, and they were here before us.
Yes, and they'll fucking eat you. Anyway, it's irrelevant. The entire estate gets handed down to the firstborn son. Freddy's the heir and I'm the spare.
Maybe we should topple him together.
Hmm. Now there's an idea.
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