WDr. Whitehorn
Hello, George. Wheezie.
GGeorge
Hey, Whitey.
WDr. Whitehorn
That's, uh -- That's Dr. Whitehorn.
GGeorge
Yeah, yeah, Horny. Where do you want me to sit?
S5 E17Will is From Mars...
WWheezie
Well?
GGeorge
Well, what?
WWheezie
He said to name three things you like about me.
GGeorge
Fine. Your mother died. Your mother's dead. Your mother ain't livin' no more.
(Will laughs then coughs when he sees Lisa glaring at him)
S5 E20As the Will Turns
I'm Young and I'm Restless. And I've only got One Life to Live, so I've got to follow my Guiding Light and search for tomorrow.
S5 E21Save the Last Trance for Me
Uncle Phil, be honest. When Aunt Viv was pregnant with Carlton, did she... (imitates someone drinking.)
Carlton, are you sure Aunt Viv didn't... (imitates someone drinking.)
GMGreat Mentos
May I have a volunteer.
Oh, pick me, oh Great Mentos, pick me!
Oh, shoot me, oh Great Mentos, shoot me!
(Philip barks)
(to Vivian) Hey, hey, hey. Look, I'll walk him but somebody else gonna have to pooper-scoop.
S5 E23Cold Feet, Hot Body
DDenise
(walks into kitchen) Surprise!
(sees her and screams) AAAAHHHH!!!
I feel good!
Alright, I'll do you- IT! I'll do it... I mean, I'll give you a ride- OOH!!
(to Denise) We ain't gonna let you walk no 11 miles. Where's Nicky's skateboard?
(to Carlton) There's a beautiful woman talking to me, but I don't expect you to understand that!
Yo, Carlton, people are complaining there ain't no bacon on the BLT's.
Well, where’s the law that says the "B" has to stand for "bacon"? Read the damn sign!
Bread, lettuce and tomato!?
S5 E24Love in an Elevator
SStripper
Geoffrey? But you told me your name was Will.
No, I said I was will-ing.
S5 E25For Whom the Wedding Bells Toll
[Will and Carlton poke through the gifts]
Oooh, I wonder what's in here? [drops and breaks the gift]
Probably something that has to be replaced.
Looka here, looka here. Look at these cute little money-sized envelopes. [extracts cash] BOOM-BYA! This is one of my favorite presents: Ben Franklin! [to the $100 bill] Excuse me, Ben, allow me to show you to your seat... [inserts the bill into his back pocket and spanks it]
(last line of the season) Y'all come back now, y'hear?
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