Tyriq quotes from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Carlton

Will, you shouldn't be eating that garbage. Everybody knows while you're in training: no fats, no chocolate and no women.

Will

Then I should probably cancel my date with that fat chocolate woman.

Carlton

Will, you better listen to me if you want me to be your manager.

Will

My manager? I don't even want you to be my cousin.

Carlton

I didn't hear that.

He says, HE DON'T EVEN WANT YOU BE HIS COUSIN!

Jazz

(to Will, about Tyriq) What's he doing here?

(to Will, about Jazz) No, what's he doing here?

Will

Now, y'all not still mad about that watch thing.

He sold me a fake Rolex.

Jazz

He paid with a fake $20.

Will

[to Tyriq] Now, first of all. You should have known it was fake when you saw that the warranty was only for two hours. [to Jazz] And you should have known the Jackson on the $20 ain't Jermaine.

Jazz

They all look the same to me.

What is the capital of Ohio?

Tyriq?

That would be the capital "O", Bob.