Janice quotes from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Janice

Frank, honey, I think it's time to change Frank, Jr.

Okay, babe. You know what, you look a little tired. Why don't you come and lay down, and I'll rub your feet for a little while.

Janice

Thanks, baby.

Helen

That does it, I'm getting me a white man.

Wait a minute. Where's Helen?

Oh, well, she couldn't come. She had to go to court with Lester.

Well, I thought the divorce was final months ago.

Janice

That's right. And everything was going so well, until she saw Lester with another woman. And that's when she snatched off the wig.

[gasps] She snatched off the woman's wig?

Janice

No. Lester's!

[all scream] STOP WITH THE DAMN BELL!!!!!