I put the "man" in mandible!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
When it rains, it melts!
I wish the Chin doll was indestructible and had 12,000 "I Hate Vicky" action phrases.
[Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands. Vicky fires her blow torch at the Crimson Chin action figure, but the toy remains intact]
Your icky, redheaded yuckiness cannot pierce the shield of Tootie's love! [Vicky fires her blow torch again, with the same result] Evil redheads make boy bands say "EWWWWW!"
Why won't this stupid toy BREAK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
[Mom and Dad are eating breakfast]
DDad
Honey, you've outdone yourself again! What do you call this?
MMom
Cold cereal and milk.
DDad
It's marvelous! I'm falling in love with you all over again!
DDad
Did you notice all of those nice things Timmy has? I don't remember getting him those nice things. Why don't I have nice things?! I want some nice things!
DDad
[seeing that Timmy's room is full of stuff that he hasn't bought for him] Young man, where did you get all these nice things?
Uh...Internet?
DDad
And where did you get Internet?
Uh...uh...
DDad
[gasps] He's stammering! Our son is the Wall-2-Wall-Mart shoplifter! [screams like a girl]
What?! You don't think I stole this stuff, do you?
DDad
[screams like a girl again]
That's a yes...but I didn't do it!
DDad
[screams like a girl again then passes out]
MMom
That's it, young man, you know you're not supposed to make your father scream like a girl three times in one day!
[trying to distract Jorgen with a slideshow] And this is us vacationing in Egypt. [showing an image of Wanda in Egypt with a disgusted expression as Cosmo is also shown in the image vomiting into a barf bag]
Cosmo had food poisoning.
[a similiar image to the first one, but set in Paris] And this is us in Paris.
Food poisoning.
Fancy food poisoning! [shows another image with Cosmo and Wanda in a amusement park setting] And this is me getting food poisoning in Kidneyland- [Jorgen vaporizes the projector screen]
Your puny slideshow does not amuse me.
[cowering alongside WAnda] Well, we could just sit here cowering in fear of you.
Oooh! I'll get my camera!
PPolice Officer
[to Timmy, as he confronts Francis] Alright, son. Leave this law-abiding grey child alone!
MMom
Timmy, we love you and they just want to help!
Oh, yeah? Do you love me enough to give me a chance to show you that you're wrong?
DDad
Well, all right, son. One chance, but if you're wrong it's off to the clink...which I hear is nice! Why don't I get to go to the nice clink?!
DDad
Say! Where'd you get the nice tank, son?
Uhh... Internet?
MDMom and Dad
Works for us!
MMom
Was that the Dinkleberg's car?
DDad
I hope so! That's what I was aiming for!
[While watching television, Cosmo is disguised as a box of popcorn, Timmy eats part of him]
Aah! My brains! Babble and drool!
[Timmy is transformed into a Bruce Willis style action hero]
Awesome! I have a five o'clock shadow!
And it's only 7 A.M.!
The horror! The pure, unadulterated PG-13 horror!
[is being disintegrated by Jorgen's invention] You musn't blame yourself, even though it is all your fault.
Timmy, remember- we love you...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I goofed up this world. Now, I'm ungoofing it.
Are you playing the Crash Nebula video game? Shouldn't you be studying?
What are you? My Mom?
Hey genius, you missed the receiver.
Nope, still off.
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