The Fairly OddParents quotes

Hey, wanna play the Not Study Game?

How do you play?

[after shoving Timmy's textbooks off the desk] You're already playing!

YAY!

Shouldn't you be rescuing a calculator from a tree?"

A.J.

Spell "calculator".

C... A... L... Q... [A.J. smiles at him] Later! [runs away]

I don't know anything anymore!

Welcome to my world!

And don't make him re-live Super Toilet!

It took the plunger...THE WHOLE PLUNGER! [curls into fetal position and sucks his thumb]

[after Timmy says he can't win, if it would only make his dad sad] Well, if he really loved you, he'd let you [head turns into a dragon, with a demonic voice] RIDE ME!

Don't say that! My Dad loves me!

How do you know he's not lying?

How do I know you're not?

Well, [turns back to its regular self] I'm a bike.

Hi, Super Bike! Meet Super Screwdriver!

[angrily] Super Toilet!

AAH! So...much...clogging! [curls into fetal position and sucks his thumb again]

Super Bike... Meet Super Toilet!

[poofing into Hairy World] Fairy World?

Hairy World.

Dairy World?

Hairy World.

Oh darn it! [poofs away]

[rubbing the wands together like sticks] Huh! If I could just light these candles, we could eat!

Did it ever occur to you we're in a fishbowl filled with water?

That's why I'm trying to light these candles. Somebody's got to dry up all this wet food!

Hey guys, what's new? [the candles light]

Uh...the laws of physics?

Oh, sweetie, you feel warm, and you look positively green!

Warm? Green? Those are all the symptoms of steamed broccoli! Get the thermometer! And the salad shooter!

[finds Wanda (as Timmy) watching TV] Timmy! What are you doing up this late? It's way past your bedtime!

But...uh...but...

No "buts", young man. You march straight to bed, and don't make me get the giant robot in here.

Timmy! What are you doing in here? You were just in there.

Uh.... no I wasn't?

Well, that settles that. But you know you're not supposed to eat sweets this late at night...or change from pink to green.

[seeing Cosmo disguised as Timmy] Oh no! Timmy feels warm! And he's green!

Warm? Green? Those are all the symptoms of steamed broccoli! Get the thermometer! And the salad shooter!

[spotting Timmy (as a gill-less fish) floating upside-down in the fishbowl] I better get the fish a thermometer, too!

You know, sweetie, running away from your problems never solved anything.

[knocking other children out of the way] Turner!

But it's great cardio - run, Timmy, run!

¿Donde esta el queso de apestoso? (Translation: Where is the American cheese?) [original airing version; all current versions substitute "American" for "smelly"]

[holding up a piece of cheese emblazoned with the U.S. flag] ¡Aquí! [clears throat] Tengo un puerco en mis chones.

You have a hog in your pants?

¡Sí! [pulls a pig out of his pants]

Then you get extra credit!

Yay! Extra credit!

[holding two cell phones] Turner One, this is Turner Two, come in, over. Turner One come, in! WHY DON'T I ANSWER?!