Vicky quotes from The Fairly OddParents

Vicky

Hello twerp WANNA PLAY A GAME?!

Vicky

certified this!

Vicky

All right, Twerp! Time for bed.

But it's only 6:04.

Vicky

Well, it's 9:04 on the east coast. BED!

Now it's 9:05 on the east coast!

[as Ricky] Wanda! You've got some splainin' to do!

[as Lucy] Even though that's not the way everybody says "explaining", I respect our differences and your right to say it in the way you want.

Eh, babaloo?

That, too.

WAH!

Vicky

Boring! [Changes channel]

It's a show about nothing!...How do we know when it's over?

Vicky

[watching the show] I do. [changes the channel]

His velvety voice and beautiful lyrics have moved many a generation...

[singing] The wheels on the bus go round and round!

He is a talent that will fill your heart with joy.

[singing] There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name O!

Vicky

Man, there is nothing on today!

I wish I had something to stop Vicky!

Hey, that's just vague enough to work!

Vicky! It's us.

Timmy's Mom and Dad!

We're back!

You can go home now.

Vicky

[screaming and melting] Nooooo!

[being chased by a swarm of antibodies] I have to find a way out before they box me in! That's it. [flies up a finds a fast-food talkbox] A voice box!

Welcome to Voice in the Box. May I take your order?

[activates a megaphone] I wish I was out of here! [reverbrates up Vicky's larynx]

Vicky

[cleaning the house] I have to clean the mess I made and- [in Timmy's voice] I wish I was out of here!

Did you hear that? Timmy learned ventriloquism.

And Vicky's the dummy!

Who are all these gifts for?

Vicky

Nobody. I just like making you work!

Vicky

Merry Christmas Mr. and Mrs. Turner. Is it time for my Christmas bonus?

Yep. This year you get to leave early!

Vicky

I love you, Chip Skylark! I'm gonna call all my friends and invite them to the wedding! First, I gotta find some friends.

Chip Skylark

Another day, another wackadoo holding me against my will.

Vicky

You do my dishes, and you cut my lawn.

But these are your chores.

Vicky

And these are High Definition photos of you two sneaking into an R-rated movie! AND...ACTION!

Vicky

Well, well, well, what's this? Two new toys? [grabs Cosmo and Wanda] Well, guess who they get to meet!

Not Mr. Hammer....

Mr. Hammer?

Vicky

Yes, Mr. Hammer and his friend, Mrs. Saw! [Vicky takes out a hammer and saw.]

Hi, Mrs. Saw! I'm Cosmo, and this is Wanda! [Wanda glares at him.] Don't you want to be a good host?

NO! Those are Timmy's dolls!

Vicky

Oh, that changes EVERYTHING! [she takes out a blowtorch.]

Hey! Mr. Fire! Have you met Wanda?

I wish the Chin doll was indestructible and had 12,000 "I Hate Vicky" action phrases.

Crimson Chin Action Figure

Your icky, redheaded yuckiness cannot pierce the shield of Tootie's love! [Vicky fires her blow torch again, with the same result] Evil redheads make boy bands say "EWWWWW!"

Vicky

Why won't this stupid toy BREAK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

We're going to read fairy tales to low privileged, confused dolphins!

We're gonna read "The Little Dolphin Who Cried..." [dolphin cry]!

Have fun, you two!

Vicky

Oh, don't worry. [holds up a bunny suit] We're going to redefine the word fun!