Cosmo quotes from The Fairly OddParents

Cosmo! I wish all the girls were back.

You got it! [pause] What's a girl?

Well, they're soft, and cuddly!

No, they're warm and they make you feel nice.

[To monster truck] Yay! I'm gonna call you Wanda.

Whoever you are, you're going down

Whoever I am, no I'm not!

Tootie, Will you be my valentine?

Yes, Yes, YES!

Oh, well.

Aw, that's adorable.

That's getting awkward.

And now, it's just plain creepy.

Oh, shut up and kiss me, will ya!

Ain't love a hoot? Come on everybody, let's march! One, Two! One, Two! One, Two

[on Timmy's answering machine] Hi, Timmy. It's me, Trixie.

[observing a cockroach with Timmy, but nothing of interest has happened yet] Are we done yet? I've got nothing, and this is boring.

We haven't learned anything yet.

[ecstatically] Make a wish! Make a wish!

I don't know; with Wanda not being here, and you being- you... [sees Cosmo tearing up] Oh, come on! It's not that I don't trust you, it's- no wait, it's pretty much that.

Okay, okay! One teeny wish, and that's it!

[notices a UFO attacking] Forces are invading! We need reinforcements!

Martians? You sent martians to destroy the cockroaches?

You said nothing on Earth could destroy them, so I picked something not from Earth. [UFOs zap anything within sight, but fail to kill any roaches]

Martians destroy everything; except roaches! Don't you watch the movies?

Please, Timmy! Wanda's gonna be home any minute. If she sees this, she's gonna think I'm a idiot!

And this would be news to her how? [Cosmo's lip quivers] Augh, great. The lower lip thing.

[after everyone else besides Timmy and his friends leave the showing of Timmy's film] Your friends really seemed to like it.

Well, duh! They were in it; but what did Trixie think? [finds a picture of Trixie's hand, with a note written on it] You stink. Attached is a photo of my hand. Please talk to it.

I'm gonna say that's a thumbs-down.

Lawn mower? I thought you said flamethrower! [Fires at Wanda with it.]

[Laughs and rolls on the floor.]

I thought you said plastic surgery! [Shows off his huge breast impact. Timmy laughs again.] I'm keeping them.

Norm

[appears after Timmy rubs his lamp] Whoa, man! That was some party. Hey! This isn't Marlo's house; and these aren't my pants.

Hey, you're a genie!

Norm

Well, I guess we can cut brains off the wish list. Okay, kid here's the deal: I am Norm. I'm a magical genie, and- [Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda walk away] -hey! Wait up! [poofs back in front of Timmy] What's the big ten-year old hurry? What, are you late for a wedgie? Don't ya get it, for freeing me from the lamp, you get three wishes so- [Timmy and his fairies walk away again; and Norm poofs back up in front of Timmy] Hey! Smoof for brains! What part of three wishes do you not understand?

Timmy doesn't need you. He has fairy godparents. [Cosmo and Wanda's hair gets tangled]

The swirl is dangerous!

Norm

[chuckling] Fairy Godparents? [sarcastically] Oh, yeah, they're useful.

[handcuffed with Wanda, after "Floating with You" song finishes] You really are kind of naggy.

Did you get the handcuff key?

Yep. Operation "Distract-Jorgen-with-a-mushy-gooey-love song" works every time!

[sobbing in a corner over the love song] I saw her, and no other? And that part with the fingerprints! Fingers aren't shaped like that [hearts]! That is love!

This tea tastes like stupid green fish and fat pink fish!

WHAT?!

Nobody calls Wanda fat except my mother, and me that one time and I'll never make that mistake again.

Nobody calls Cosmo stupid except me, Jorgen, and well everybody and its still not nice!

Uh oh... that doesn't sound good.

WE QUIT!

OH NO! What did my clone do?!

Goodbye forever, you ungrateful twerp!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Norm

Hey. Anyone has an evil plan going great today? No just me? Ha Ha!

You made my godparents quit. Why you do that?

Norm

Isn't it obvious? With those 2 out of the picture that position is open to anyone including me. All the power of a Genie all the freedom of a fairy. How great will that be? For me.

You'll never get away with this!

Norm

Sure I will because according to Da Rules in about 4 seconds Jorgen is going to wipe your memory.

Timmy Turner you have lost your godparents!

Norm

Get him out of there, will ya? I gotta meet Railroad McBraceface back at the single wide.

Your godparents have quit! Which means you lose EVERYTHING! Binky, I need more ominous music. Play track 7. [Binky turns on a track on a CD which plays "Pop Goes the Weasel"] I SAID TRACK 7!

Sorry!

Hat. Clothes. Shoes— [he looks down at his feet; due to the way he is drawn, his pants and "shoes" are the same, continuous object] Whatever! Bed covers. Enjoy your day off guys; I love you!

We love you too Timmy!

Don't do it, Timmy. Think of all the people on the Earth.

Think of your parents who spent your college money on hot dogs and are unconcerned when Vicky shows up with chainsaws.

Turner, what did you wish for?

Okay don't be mad but, I secretly wished that everyone would stop aging so that I could stay 10 years old and keep my fairies forever.

What? WHAT?! WHEN DID YOU MAKE THIS WISH?!

50 years ago?!

So let me get this straight, you and everyone else on earth are actually 50 years older?!

Do the math Jorgen. 10 + 50 is 13. You're fine Timmy. Lets all go home. If my hunch is correct there should be a puppy there waiting for me.

Guys! I need help.

Not now Timmy, we're upset 'cause Timmy blew up!