If you're here to yo-yo Rudy around, I'm here to cut the string.
S8 E11Two Is a Crowd
S8 E14The Price is Wrong
It doesn't make sense, why does the store in the neighborhood charge more so the people there can't afford to pay them?
Because they can. They own their own company and being the only one in the neighborhood they know they have no competition so they can charge however much they want.
But isn't that illegal?
Not at all, because in theory you can take your business elsewhere.
But the thing of it is, a lot of those people living in the neighborhood can not afford transportation to the cheaper market.
Okay, I got it. The problem is the prices are too high, right? So we go in dressed as stock boys with price guns and mark everything 2 for .99. Steak, 2 for $.99, ice cream, 2 for $.99.
That's very good, Lance.
Thank you, Mrs. Huxtable. (to the girls) And she's a lawyer.
Of course you'd be tried on fraudulent charges and wind up serving 3 to 5.
S8 E15Bring Me the Lip Gloss of Dierdre Arpell
Mrs. Minifield! I told you to go to the hospital!
MMrs. Minifield
But you were on the way!
(When Pam hears an auto crash outside)
(praying) Please tell me someone did not crash into Dr. Huxtable's car! (She looks outside and winces) Ooh, can't do that!
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