Lance quotes from The Cosby Show

Cliff

What is the Exchange Club?

Lance

It's just this wack club...

Cliff

Uh, what?

Lance

It's wack, that means it's like, ridiculous! It's this little ol' nothin' club where, like, you're supposed to be 16 to get in, but the little junior high school kids, you know, they dress up, try to look older, and they let 'em in, too! But, you know, they're basically good kids tryin' to sneak out on their parents and they jus'...OHHHH...I ain't in this!

Cliff

Well, you are now!

Lance

(to Charmaine) See you later, baby.

Charmaine

Lance, don't use outside words inside!

Pam

It doesn't make sense, why does the store in the neighborhood charge more so the people there can't afford to pay them?

Russell

Because they can. They own their own company and being the only one in the neighborhood they know they have no competition so they can charge however much they want.

Lance

But isn't that illegal?

Clair

Not at all, because in theory you can take your business elsewhere.

Cliff

But the thing of it is, a lot of those people living in the neighborhood can not afford transportation to the cheaper market.

Lance

Okay, I got it. The problem is the prices are too high, right? So we go in dressed as stock boys with price guns and mark everything 2 for .99. Steak, 2 for $.99, ice cream, 2 for $.99.

Clair

That's very good, Lance.

Lance

Thank you, Mrs. Huxtable. (to the girls) And she's a lawyer.

Clair

Of course you'd be tried on fraudulent charges and wind up serving 3 to 5.