[Sheldon and Amy are talking in her apartment]
I was hoping she [Penny] might listen to you about the dangers of owning unhygienic furniture.
For general educational purposes or has she acquired a bar stool dipped in cholera?
Cholera is water-borne, you're mocking me.
Penny has dragged a chair in off the street whose unknown provenance jeopardizes the health and welfare of every resident of our building.
Sheldon, just because you have a focus on cleanliness bordering on the psychotic doesn't mean I have to participate.
All right. Name your price.
[thinks] Kiss me where I've never been kissed before.
…You mean like Salt Lake City?
Thank you for letting me stay here while Leonard skypes with his girlfriend.
Oh, it's no problem. It's actually kind of funny: You reading, me reading, we're like an old married couple.
If we were an old, married couple the wife would serve iced tea and snicker-doodles.
I don't have iced tea and snicker-doodles.
A good wife would go to the store.
Good, on your way to see the lawyer pick some tea and cookies.
With the internet, you have the greatest advancement in the field of sex since the invention of the washcloth!
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