Any good costumes this round?
If you consider Joker, Penguin, and Catwoman "good"...
I guess it's more fun to be the bad guys.
S2 E11Grundy's Night
Halloween's nearly over, "Grundy". Time to lose the mask. [tears off "Solomon Grundy"'s face, which turns into clay] Trick or treat... Clayface.
Can't blame me for having some Halloween fun, can you, Bats?
Terrorizing the descendants and destroying their homes was your cover, but it was their money you were after.
Leave them destitute, like the legend says.
No one would think of chasing after Grundy for the money. They'd have to dredge Gotham Swamp.
And I'd be long gone with my loot, taking any face I wanted - alive, dead or non-existent.
Knew I couldn't lose a 500-pound zombie that easily.
I may not have tricked you, Bats, but I'm still gonna collect my treats!
S2 E12Strange Minds
I have developed a device that allows its user to tap directly into a patient's mind, like a two-way radio transmission.
You gotta be kidding me.
Hardly. The technology is untested, and therefore risky, but I am willing to volunteer.
GGuard
What makes you so sure Joker will be willing to cooperate?
Another voice in my head? Well, the more, the merrier!
The tears of a clown, the rage behind the leer. Tonight, I merely glimpsed Joker's peculiar form of madness. So many more roads to cross, before I can get to... [moves Joker's file to reveal one with Batman's picture on it] the other side.
S2 E13Night and the City
I proclaim this street "Rictus Row"!
It's my 'hood, and it's "Penguinsburg"!
I prefer the ring of "Enigma Avenue".
Who are you?
Call me... the Riddler.
"Riddler"? You stealing my shtick?!
I do riddles. I don't tell jokes.
Well, Gotham ain't big enough for the two of us, skinny, let alone three!
Precisely why I propose we settle this with a wager.
What's the game?
The first to capture and unmask our greatest common foe wins Gotham.
No matter who wins...
The biggest loser is the Batman.
Detective Yin aided and abetted a known criminal, resisted arrest, and fled police custody.
CGCommissioner Gordon
That's one way of looking at it. Here's another: Detective Yin helped to bring in Gotham's three most wanted. It seems to me this department has had its share of bad press lately. Do you think it is wise to arrest a hero?
S3 E1Batgirl Begins Part 1
[After possessed Batman starts attacking her]
Guess you were serious about not wanting a sidekick!
You're getting to be a real thorn in my side, Batman.
And you're no rose, Poison Ivy.
S3 E2Batgirl Begins Part 2
What's up, Red?
Pam?! What happened to you?
Just a fab makeover. Green is the new red. And I'm gonna use my powers to avenge crimes against nature. We can do it together, Red, the two of us. And I'm betting Chlorogene will listen to me this time.
Hey, sounds great. Except for the fact that you're a plant.
Ivy, to be exact. Poison Ivy. [puts a flower in Barbara's hair] Think about it, Red.
Let me make myself clear: there's no room for a Batgirl in Gotham.
That's cool because it's Batwoman, as in, I'm a grown woman and don't need to listen to you.
Then, for your own safety, if you won't listen to me, I'm gonna have to tell your father, Miss Gordon.
Uh, you must have me confused with someone else. [Batman glares at her] Dude! You just broke the superhero secret identity code!
S3 E3A Dark Knight to Remember
Just tell me that one day I'll get to meet the man behind the bat.
Who says I'm a man?
Muscles on his muscles, rich enough to finance all his gadgets... and a jawline I'd recognize anywhere! Oh, Brucie, you are so totally the Batman!
S3 E4A Fistful of Felt
You planted Scarface in Wesker's apartment. Why?
I had to put my treatment to the test, Batman. You know, to see if the criminal mind can ever really be cured.
I don't approve of your methods, Professor Strange.
Says the man who dresses like a bat.
I'll be watching you.
S3 E6Brawn
[after boosting his muscles with Venom] Hide your families, Gotham! Cause when Joker goes jumbo... [breaks a dumbbell over his knee] he'll snap your twigs!
[enters through the fleeing crowd] Whoa, big.
Batgirl? You're way dinkier than I expected. [swats her away into the side of the tent] Being a criminal genius just doesn't cut it these days. You need brawn to complement the brains! [smashes a beam, bringing the whole tent crashing down]
I think I'd better join a gym...
Oh, Batgirl, you stepped up to heavyweight class!
[inside the Batbot] Here goes nothing... [gains control] Yes!
How many rounds can you go with Sugar Ray Joker?
Let's find out.
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