(to Gumball as Zach) NO, WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
(to Gumball as Zach) No wait!
CWCrocodile Woman
(to Gumball as Zach/Darwin) I warned you.
AAlan
(to the crowd) THESE CHILDREN NEED HEEEEELP!
BBBanana Bob
THEY LIED TO UUUUUUS!
we (Gumball/Darwin) DIDN'T LIE! (to Darwin) We're mega poor, right, Darwin?!
BBBanana Bob
(to Gumball/Darwin) PROVE IIIIIIT!
EVERYBODY, LISTEN, I think we all learned a very important lesson today and this lesson is...don't complain, be happy with what you got! no, that's.... uh, quite right?! uh, be careful of what you say! nah, no, that's not it either uh, don't jump to conclusions, no, no, don't try to be something you're... not... 'cause uh,... be yourselves?! I don't know, man... maybe the lesson is sometimes, some people do stuffy, things happen and it kind of goes nowhere, anyway, thanks for the check bye!
MOM! WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE NOW!!!!
Yes, but about that, apparently the engine is... (glares at Richard) caramelized.
(gasps, then whispers) Caramelized.... (He looks at Nicole) Aw.... Mmm!
(groans) He can't fix it. We're stuck here. But, the good news is he says he'll have us for dinner!
(Gumball and Darwin scream again from inside the car.)
Can you guys stop screaming every five minutes?!
(The window rolls down, revealing the boys screaming silently.)
Actually, we're doing a silent scream. We need to save our voices for WHEN HE EATS US!!!
You two are ridiculous. Scaring yourselves with narrow-minded assumptions about country people.
(The old man suddenly picks up Anais.)
OMOld Man
Big brain for such a small thing. (chuckles) I like that.
(Frightened, Anais dashes into the car.)
WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE NOW!!!!
Alright, that's it! I only get five days off a year! (at Richard) We already wasted Christmas when you decorated the house with whipped cream instead of fake snow!
(Flashback to Nicole entering the house at Christmastime)
Merry Christma--AAH!
(Nicole slips on the whipped cream and is knocked unconscious. Richard and Anais are seen gorging on the cream.)
Uh, how much cream did you eat?
Then, there was the Fourth of July...
(In another flashback, the family is gathered in the backyard as Richard lights a firework.)
Be careful, Richard.
(The lit firework launches, but it circles back down and crashes into the yard.)
Then your mother's visit...
(In another flashback, Nicole is driving on the freeway with Granny Jojo alongside her. However, as the latter speaks, she gets increasingly annoyed.)
After you drop me off at the mall, go to the grocery store and buy me a melon - not too hard, not too soft. Then, pick me up at 2:30. I have an appointment at a beauty parlor, and from the looks of it, you could do with a makeover yourself, then you need to--
And let's not forget Halloween!
(In one last flashback, Richard, in a wolf mask, surprises Nicole on Halloween. However, Nicole reacts by kicking him down the stairs!)
Richard?
There's some liquid in my lungs!
(Back to the original scene...)
So I'm not going to ruin this by listening to your crazy assumptions! You said we were going camping, so WE ARE GOING CAMPING!!!!!!!!
MMaurecia
I'm just so alone. [begins crying idiotically]
(At the Watterson house, Gumball and Darwin help Rocky apply for an office job.)
(typing on computer) "Office jobs..."
(The computer shows the same results.)
All the options say, "Work at Chanax".
CHANAX?! They're the worst corporation on Earth! They pollute, they cut down the rainforest, their boss invented boy bands! THEY'RE PURE EVIL!!
They also invented cheese puffs.
Huh. Necessary evil, I guess.
I mean, why not drive with your eyes closed, and your hands in the air too?!
Ah, great idea! [Drives with eyes closed and hands in air]
[Gumball then screams]
Whoohoo!
[He drives on the wrong lane, and barely hits other cars and people going the opposite direction]
[Panicked] No! NO! He was trying to use reverse psychology!
Did someone say reverse?!
[The sheriff reverses the car, and drives backwards. The car flies off a speed bump, and a speed camera takes a snapshot of the car's bottom. They continue driving, no longer reversed. Gumball takes his paws with claws stuck on the dashboard off it]
Please, I'm begging you. Someone's going to get hurt unless you stop breaking the law!
Don't worry kid, nothing can happen. I AM THE LAW! [Laughs hysterically]
[He speeds up the car. Then spotting a baby carriage and the Crocodile Woman in the middle of the road, he steps on the brakes and screeches to a halt. The car stops in time, but bumps the carriage. This sends a piece of trash flying from the baby stroller]
Oh, thank gosh it's the old stroller-full-of-trash trick.
[The piece of trash hits a live baby in another stroller from a distance, making it cry]
Your mom's aren't the superest, mine is! It's written right here.
Dude. Just because you wrote something, doesn't mean it's true.
What is it anyway?
What do you mean, "What is it?" It's a banana!
[He shows his card. On it is "Superest mom" with a sad clown's face. No one says anything, and he puts his arm down]
Look, I don't want to break anyone's heart here, but at the max, your mom could be the superest in your neighborhood.
But sometimes Mrs. Mom drives down their street.
Oh, yeah, right. Superest mom in your house then, tops.
(The episode opens in the kids' room, where the three sleep peacefully. However, once the alarm goes off, that peace fades as they wake up with devilish faces, ready to battle for control of the computer.)
IT'S MY TURN!
No, it's mine!
(The kids each impede each other on reaching the computer. As Gumball jumps into the chair, Darwin throws a cup full of pencils over the seat, forcing Gumball to land on the pencils' sharp edges, shedding a tear in pain.)
Good move, but I can take it.
(Gumball turns the computer on, but the three discover it now needing a...)
EEveryone
Password??
But who...?
(The bedroom door is pushed closed by the surprise culprit - their father!)
(deep voice) I DID IT!
Were you standing behind that door all night for dramatic effect?
No.
Then why does it look like your bladder's about to explode?
(Richard is then seen holding in his pee severely.)
You kids spend too much time on that thing. You should be playing outside.
Why do I have the feeling you sound like Mom right now?
Uh... (Nicole's arm appears holding a note.) "Your mother has nothing to do with this. I take full responsibility for being the bad cop this time. Read this or you sleep on the couch tonight."
Wait, what?
You are procrastinators.
What does that mean?
"Procrastinator". Derived from the Mexican word, Procratalamación, which means "midnight snack", and the Viking word, astenator, which means "puckered cheeks". It describes a person sitting on a sandwich in the dark.
[Darwin sends a confused face at Gumball]
Of course I don't know, dude. You know how I use a dictionary...
[A flashback shows a sleeping Richard and Gumball emerging behind the couch with a dictionary. He slams it shut, creating a loud boom that scares Richard, causing his heart to literally burst out of his chest. Gumball disgustedly escapes the scene.]
A procrastinator is someone who always avoids their responsibilities by doing something else instead.
(laughs) That's ridiculous.
Gumball, you're such a procrastinator that you were four years old when you finished your first sentence. Even then, it was "I'll do it tomorrow."
What the what? Y-you look… you look—
Penny: What? Do I look bad? [She shape-shifts into a gremlin]
No! You look, uh—
Penny: [Raspy voice] I look disgusting, don't I?!
No, Penny, I think you look—
Penny: Don't look at me! [Deep voice] I'M A MONSTER!
[Penny shape-shifts into an amorphous fist, breaks through the wall of Gumball's room, and flies away, now in the form of a gargoyle]
No, Penny, wait! You look… extraordinary.
NO! It's a tragic misunderstanding that could have been really easily avoided if he just finished his sentence in time!
[Nicole slowly opens the door and the rest of the Wattersons rush into Gumball's room]
[Gumball climbs down the ladder, going after Penny]
Penny, please wait!
Gumball!
PPatrick
What the…? You came out of your shell.
[Laughs nervously] I know, she looks fantastic, right?
PPatrick
What have you done? You've turned her into a freak.
A freak…ishly beautiful young lady. [Laughs nervously]
PPatrick
She looks like a pig-
-ture of beauty. Ha ha, absolutely!
PPatrick
You turned my daughter into a monster!
-truck! Of... prettiness?
[Penny shrieks as she transforms into a dragon]
Penny: [Deep voice] Gumball, please tell my father that the monster's gone to live in the forest, with all the other beasts! [Flies away]
[Gumball turns to Patrick, with an angry expression on his face]
PPatrick
What?
[Mockingly imitates Patrick] Ohh, I wonder why my daughter is upset after I called her a freaky pig monster!
[Gumball hops on the hood of Patrick's car]
NOW, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO SHUT UP! Think about what you've done! Do you realize you were wrong?! [Patrick nods] Good! But don't beat yourself up about it, parenting is hard! Now pop the hood!
[Patrick pops the hood of his car, launching Gumball up into the sky, and onto Penny]
I'm not letting you leave!
Penny: Gumball, no! You'll get hurt!
Ah! Look out! AAH!
[A plane approaches them. They barely dodge it]
Penny! Go up go up GO UP!
You're too heavy!
Aww, man!
What's your best dance move?
[Darwin does his best dance move, sliding from side to side in his seat]
What's yours?
Cossack dance, but there's a problem with it.
What?
[Gumball gets off of his seat, and dances. He repeatedly kicks himself in the face as he does so]
My torso's too short.
[They both laugh. Gumball goes back to his seat]
[In the library, Gumball once again tries to propose to Penny. He emerges from behind a bookcase and walks up to her]
Penny, there's something I need to ask you.
Actually, there's something I wanted to say as well.
I know. I totally feel what you feel. Let's say it at the same time. One. Two-
We need some space. [Gumball gasps and makes a shocked face] It's just… until you guys work it out, I kinda feel bad ruining your relationship. You two have something special, you know.
[Gumball, still shocked, screams as he runs off - without moving his legs. He screams and glides his way through the hallway, onto the bus, and back through his house until he arrives in his bedroom and finds Darwin waiting there. He is poorly dressed up like Penny]
Ugh. What are you doing?
Whatever it takes for you to still love me. Is it working?
If by working, you mean making me nauseous then- [Gags, then cries] But it doesn't matter anyway. Penny's left me! She didn't want to come between us, and it's all your fault! [Faceplants and sobs]
Uh…I didn't mean to come between you two. I-I-I just wanted to spend more time with you. I'm so sorry. Come here- [Darwin tries to reach out to Gumball, but Gumball avoids him]
Wait, this is creepy. [Sobbing loudly] But I really need a hug! [Darwin holds Gumball, and comforts him]
There, there.
Is it weird that I love her so much it makes my ears sweat?
No, no.
Is it weird that I think about her all the time, even in the bathroom?
[Chuckles] No.
Is it weird that I bought a ring and I want to ask her to marry me?
Well, yeah. That's-that's completely weird.
Well, it doesn't matter now. It's all ruined!
No, it's not. What if I could give you the perfect setting, the perfect moment?
What do you mean? [Darwin begins dancing and imitating R&B music]
Stop it. That…that's weird.
Mm mm. Come on.
[Snickers] All right. [Joins in dancing with him] How are you gonna get a log cabin though? Or a lake? Or a chocolate fountain? And how are you gonna get her to come over?
Come on. Mm mm. [He starts dancing towards the door] Uh huh. Come on.
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