What's your best dance move?
[Darwin does his best dance move, sliding from side to side in his seat]
What's yours?
Cossack dance, but there's a problem with it.
What?
[Gumball gets off of his seat, and dances. He repeatedly kicks himself in the face as he does so]
My torso's too short.
[They both laugh. Gumball goes back to his seat]
[In the library, Gumball once again tries to propose to Penny. He emerges from behind a bookcase and walks up to her]
Penny, there's something I need to ask you.
Actually, there's something I wanted to say as well.
I know. I totally feel what you feel. Let's say it at the same time. One. Two-
We need some space. [Gumball gasps and makes a shocked face] It's just… until you guys work it out, I kinda feel bad ruining your relationship. You two have something special, you know.
[Gumball, still shocked, screams as he runs off - without moving his legs. He screams and glides his way through the hallway, onto the bus, and back through his house until he arrives in his bedroom and finds Darwin waiting there. He is poorly dressed up like Penny]
Ugh. What are you doing?
Whatever it takes for you to still love me. Is it working?
If by working, you mean making me nauseous then- [Gags, then cries] But it doesn't matter anyway. Penny's left me! She didn't want to come between us, and it's all your fault! [Faceplants and sobs]
Uh…I didn't mean to come between you two. I-I-I just wanted to spend more time with you. I'm so sorry. Come here- [Darwin tries to reach out to Gumball, but Gumball avoids him]
Wait, this is creepy. [Sobbing loudly] But I really need a hug! [Darwin holds Gumball, and comforts him]
There, there.
Is it weird that I love her so much it makes my ears sweat?
No, no.
Is it weird that I think about her all the time, even in the bathroom?
[Chuckles] No.
Is it weird that I bought a ring and I want to ask her to marry me?
Well, yeah. That's-that's completely weird.
Well, it doesn't matter now. It's all ruined!
No, it's not. What if I could give you the perfect setting, the perfect moment?
What do you mean? [Darwin begins dancing and imitating R&B music]
Stop it. That…that's weird.
Mm mm. Come on.
[Snickers] All right. [Joins in dancing with him] How are you gonna get a log cabin though? Or a lake? Or a chocolate fountain? And how are you gonna get her to come over?
Come on. Mm mm. [He starts dancing towards the door] Uh huh. Come on.
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