(sighs) Come on, just say it.
Well, I lost all my money, all my friends, and my girlfriend, so you were right to take that curse seriously. Come on, just say "I told you so."
I don't know what you take me for, but I get no pleasure out of this. (reaching the house) Let's just hope our family is still there.
[Gumball slowly opens the door]
(nervously) Hello? Mom? Dad?
(closes door) Told you so.
(slapping Darwin) STOP, YOU'RE BEING HYSTERICAL!!!
[Darwin slaps him back. Gumball also slaps back. They both keep slapping each other quickly before stopping]
Okay, let's stop. This isn't very constructive.
Exactly! We're doing this my way now. We're getting help--magical help.
Why don't we just use the book to defend ourselves?
(The Snatcher emerges, and Gumball hits him with the Forbidden Book to distract him.)
No, I mean use the spells inside!
Don't! The price to pay is too high!
Oh, we don't have a choice! (opens the book) There, a time-traveling spell. Let's just go through the night! Tempus future!
(The spell speeds up the time flow to dawn.)
Haha! In your (suddenly turns old) faaaaace....
(Gumball walks to the microwave to see his elderly state.)
Agh! What happened?? (Carrie pulls him away before the Snatcher could catch him.)
The price for that spell was your youth.
Don't worry! There must be a spell to fix that. Here we are! Beauteus aeterna!
(Gumball magically gets a facelift to fix his elderly face)
(The Snatcher appears again)
(Darwin gasps, but he suddenly shatters apart!)
The price for eternal beauty is his life!
What?! (opens the book and finds a revival spell) Resurrectum mortis!
(Darwin is subsequently revived, but with Frankenstein-esque characteristics. The Snatcher attempts to grab him, but flees from the sun.)
Alright, enough chitchat. Help me up! I don't wanna break a leg before my hot date.
[The kids try to lift her out, but she is surprisingly heavy]
What the weight?! How can someone so small be so heavy?
Well, I have two metal hips, one orthopedic shoe, six gold teeth, a plate in my head and an industrial-strength pacemaker. I've got so much metal in me, I'm legally classified as a motor vehicle. Anyway, where's the rope?
[The kids look back to see the rope gone.]
(to Anais) Didn't I tell you to tie the end to something?
(to Darwin) Didn't I tell you to tie the end to something??
(to no one) Didn't I tell you to--
Oh, wait. Sorry. My bad. I didn't tell anyone to tie it.
(sighs) We need another plan.
SMr. Small
(through intercom) This is our territory, and YOU are now our prey...
What?! are you planning to eat us?!
SMr. Small
Yes. I ran out of tofu and soy milk. Say, you guys aren't on any antibiotics, are you? If I have to eat meat, I want it to be organic.
SMr. Small
I'm sorry, but it's survival of the fittest.
Good! Then you won't mind me doing this.
GDGumball, Darwin, Anais, Nicole and Richard
YEAAAAAAAAAH!
Why don't we all tell each other about our day, and why we got upset in the first place? I'll go first. I was on my way to work [Flashback to Nicole's car being checked by Larry on the side of the road.] when the car broke down.
Well, the damage is only superficial. [Closed car hood] So it shouldn't cost more than a hundred dollars.
A hundred dollar? [Breaks headlight] Excuse me!?
Better make that two-hundred.
WHAT!? [The sound of her voice breaks the windows.]
Nicole: WHAT?!! [Her car falls apart, destroyed because of her loud voice.]
Before I do what I'm about to do, I want you to know this is not your fault. You're just doing your job, but someone has to suffer for what happened and unfortunately, you're the only one around.
[Inhales deeply, suddenly her head grows big and she starts screaming at Larry In the demonic threatening voice.]
Nicole: You are a worm!! You're a thieving, bottom-feeding, money-grabbing crook!! People like you are squeezing the very last cents out of hard-working families!! YOU'RE THE REASON ICE CAPS ARE MELTING AND BABY POLAR BEARS ARE HOMELESS!! [Returns to her normal self, sighing in relief] I think that's all there was. Here. [Hands Larry a money]
Uh... Would you like to add a tip?
Sure, a little extra twelve percent. [Inhales deeply, However, Again, Her head grows big and she resumes her demonic Screaming at Larry.] You're a worthless maggot!! A POINTLESS LITTLE-
Anyway, I feel much better now. [Notices her family pushing away her large head with a table] Oh, sorry. A little too much in the moment there. [Her head shrinks back to normal]
Why are you guys here? And why are you dressed like that?
Because, it's the apocalypse, and because… well, it-it's the apocalypse!
Society collapsed as soon as you resigned!
But that was only twenty minutes ago.
(An explosion occurs from far away.)
Yeah, and that's all the time it took for us to realize our mistake. We need to be reminded of how precious you are, so this is for you, Gary. (gives some money)
A $100 bill... Thank you.
Yeah, don't get too excited. Without you, there's no business, since nothing was being bought, which has ruined the economy and forced up inflation. This $100 bill could possibly get you as much as a rat burger and a kick in the teeth.
But, still, it came from the heart...but in that case, this pizza now costs $9,000.
Is it alright if I write you a roadkill check?
Yes! We now also accept payment in uranium, antibiotics and melee weapons.
