[watching "The Happy Show Show" at his house; narrating] It was the worst show I had ever seen. [turns off the TV; enters school the next day] The next day at school, the strangeness continued.
SStudents
[surprising Jimmy as he walks next to them] Hi, Jimmy.
Hi, Jimmy. You watched "The Happy Show Show?"
Yes, and it was the worst show ever! It was obnoxious, idiotic, silly, infantile, inane, vapid… Shall I go on?
You need to watch it again.
Again?! I could barely watch the first 30 seconds! I thought my TV would explode! I thought I might faint from the fumes of the show's supreme stinkiness!
You should give it another chance.
Guys, are you listening? I'm never going to watch that show again!
[flirtingly] Why don't you come over to my house and watch it with me?
[watching Betty being hypnotized by Grandma Taters' show while standing outside her house; narrating] The show was hypnotizing people and turning them into mindless zombies! (Luckily,) It didn't affect me because I was only watching the reflection. [bursts the door open and enters, trying to get Betty's attention] Betty, snap out of it! You've been hypnotized! Stop watching the TV!
But I must watch, and you must watch, too.
[runs away, screaming as he makes it back to his house] Mom, Dad, we've gotta call someone! There's a TV show that's turning everyone into… [enters the living room, only to see his parents have been hypnotized too]
JHJudy & Hugh
Hello, Jimmy, we're happy to see you.
Come sit here and we'll be happy together.
[dashes out of the house] NO!
Nothing would make me happier.
[Jimmy runs downtown]
CSCorky Shimatzu
Yes, you must watch it. It's fabulous.
[telling Cindy everything that happened as they fly into the outskirts of town] And that's what happened! The entire town is happy zombies! And the world may be next!
So, uh, why were you at Betty Quinlan's house?
Research. Now I may be able to track the broadcast beam of the TV show and find its originating source. I got it! Cindy, it's up to us to stop this thing... together.
So, um, what did you do at Betty's house?
[Jimmy and Cindy arrive at the Retroville Rest Home and see Grandma Taters through the window, preparing to broadcast her show to the entire world]
That's her? She's so sweet and innocent looking.
Yeah, so are child stars. Wait here and keep a look out for any of the happy ones. I'm going in to stop her. [barges in, facing her] Grandma Taters, I presume!
Well, hello, honey, come on in. Would you like some hard candy?
I know what you're up to, lady.
[pinches Jimmy's cheek] Well, aren't you a smart little boy?
[The happy zombies strap Jimmy to a restraint chair]
Mom, Dad, you can't do this to me!
Oh, we're happy to do it.
But you're not supposed to be happy all the time! You have to be sad sometimes!
Happily, that's no longer true.
But don't you see? Grandma Taters' show has stolen your emotions and caused you to lose your humanity! Soon, the whole world will be pack of soulless, mindless zombies!
Wondering if I care…still wondering… NOPE!
EJEvil Jimmy
[hacking into the communication satellite phone in Earth's orbit, making prank calls] Yeah, hi, is this the U.N. Security Council? I'm looking for Ambassador Shake My Booty, first name Ivanna.
MMan
[on satellite phone] Hold on. Guys! Ivanna Shake My Booty. You heard me. Ivanna Shake My Booty!
[Laughter is heard through the phone]
EJEvil Jimmy
[laughing evilly] Oh, mercy!
EJEvil Jimmy
While the dork's away, the clones will play, eh, pooch?
[Goddard whimpers and nods yes]
You're in big trouble, clone! Step away from that duplicator!
EJEvil Jimmy
Sorry, no can do, bro. This goodie-two-shoes town of yours ain't big enough for the both of us.
Wait, you don't know how dangerous that thing is!
EJEvil Jimmy
Oh, I think I do. [starts up his rocket and flies away] Hasta la vista, big-head!
Don't worry, Goddard. He forgot about my rocket. [jumps in his rocket but as he starts it up, he notices that Evil Jimmy clogged up the ignition with a watermelon] I really hate that clone.
[Later… Jimmy is scrubbing the watermelon off in his rocket's ignition]
Hi, Jim-Jam, gettin' ready to visit that new planet in the sky?
New planet? What new planet? [Hugh points to the planet up in the sky; gasps]
Sure is pretty. In a creepy, steaming kind of way.
Goddard, deploy telescope. [Goddard activates his telescope and analyzes the planet with the screen revealing the planet to be an evil cloned Earth; horrified] Oh, no-- he's cloned another Earth! [End of Act I; Beginning Act II] My evil clone must've used the Flux Field to clone a duplicate Earth.
[Jimmy arrives on cloned Earth and sees everyone in Retroville acting rude, mean, and cruel]
[shocked] Leaping leptons! Evil Jimmy somehow made his cloned Earth just as evil as he is. Better blend in. [disguises himself to look like his evil clone] Oh, yeah, I'm evil. Oh, yeah, I'm bad. [sees an incoming car about to hit a woman] Look out! [rushes in and saves her]
EWEvil Woman
Oh! Young man, that was so brave and decent of you. What are you, some kind of sicko?! HELP! [bashes Jimmy's head with her purse] A goodie! You freak!
ECEvil Carl
[as the bell rings] Get inside, dirtbag! [pushes Jimmy in Evil Miss Fowl's classroom]
EFEvil Miss Fowl
Take your seats, maggots. Evil Cindy and Evil Libby will now give a presentation on wedgies.
ECEvil Cindy
Thank you, ugly. Class, nothing hurts like a wedgie, and yet few people understand the proper technique.
ELEvil Libby
May we have a volunteer, NICK?!
ENEvil Nick
No! You can't! [Evil Butch forces him out of his seat and shoves him to the girls] I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!
ELEvil Libby
Assume the position!
ECEvil Cindy
Simply reach, grab, and give a forceful 90-degree tug. [pulls Evil Nick's underwear harder as he screams in pain]
ELEvil Libby
Note the beads of pain-induced sweat.
EJEvil Judy
Hello, sweetie, home so soon? [cutting some roses in a trash can and dumps them out] I'm just dirtying up the house before dinner. [throws the trash can aside]
EHEvil Hugh
We're having duck again. I must have bagged over 87 bubbleheads this morning. Oh, they quacked for mercy, but I just laughed and laughed. [he and Evil Judy both laugh evilly]
This is going to scar me for life. Mom, Dad, I know helping is good, and I know that you're evil, but I'm still your son, right?
EHEvil Hugh
Yep-a-roonie, [combs Jimmy's hair back to his normal style] our very, very good son.
EJEvil Judy
Our evil son has ordered us to capture you for experimentation. [presses a button on a remote, dropping a cage on Jimmy and trapping him]
EJEvil Jimmy
[appearing out of nowhere] Well, well, well, if it isn't the wimpy dip-headed freak. Hey, nice of you to drop by. I see you met the folks. [they all chuckle evilly; Later… escorts Jimmy to his lab with Evil Goddard behind, pointing his gun at him] So, what do you think of my little world, doc?
It's sick twisted and smells like old socks! How'd you make this duplicate Earth evil?!
EJEvil Jimmy
With a dark matter power chip. Yeah, I know, feel free to applaud.
Don't do this, evil clone. If the duplication process isn't reversed, my entire home planet will fade into oblivion!
EJEvil Jimmy
Bingo, Einstein, in about 59 seconds. Wave bye-bye to Loserville.
